Whitaker Quotes in Strange Wilderness (2008)

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Whitaker Quotes:

  • Whitaker: [having an epiphany] Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know?

    Cooker: That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.

    [slams hand buzzer into Whitaker's crotch]

  • Whitaker: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?

    Peter GaulkeCooker: Yeah!

    Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?

    Cooker: [after a long pause] What the fuck!

    [everyone spits out the fish in disgust]

  • Peter Gaulke: I need you to take an inventory of everything's that left, okay? Go! Now!

    Whitaker: [looking around] Uh, okay. We got one sleeping bag, so I think we're pretty much fucked.

  • Whitaker: One more word out of you, Cynthia, and you're fired.

    Cynthia: Oh, and which word would that be? Asshole? Shithead?

  • Whitaker: Cynthia, another word, and you may consider yourself fired.

    Cynthia: Uh-oh. Can you gimme a hint? What word? Uh, *asshole*? *Shithead*? Is that - I bet that - is that one word or two though? I never can remember that. Shithead.

  • Cole: What is the latitude of Annapolis?

    Whitaker: Who were the first three naval officers to hold the rank as admirals?

    Cole: How long have you been in the Navy?

    Jake Huard: Sir, the latitude of Annapolis is 38.58 degrees north. Sir, the first three admirals were Dewey, Porter and Farragut. Sir, I've been in the Navy all my bloomin' life, sir. My mother was a mermaid, my father was King Neptune. Every bone in my body is a spar. And when I spits, I spits tar. I's hard. I is, I am, I are.

  • Whitaker: Come on you Butterball move it!

    Twins: Sir, I'm trying, Sir!

    Whitaker: Stop trying and do it!

    Twins: Sir, yes, sir!

    Whitaker: You know what, I'm gonna start calling you Twins, do you know why, Twins?

    Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people, sir

    Whitaker: Oh you're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle your fat ass will be separated! Do you understand Twins?

    Twins: Sir, yes, sir

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