Ben Cooper Quotes in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?... Please

Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!

Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?

Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!

Ben Cooper: Every penis.

Video game dev: Is that a pirate blouse?

Ben Cooper: Yarrr!

Ben Cooper: Whoa honey are you okay?

Emily Cooper: No i'm not Peter Pan can't have a cold Dad.

Ben Cooper: Honey bumble bee is gone.

Kelly Cooper: How much cough syrup did she have?

Ben Cooper: Clearly way too much.