Emily Cooper Quotes in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?... Please

Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!

Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?

Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!

Ben Cooper: Every penis.

Ben Cooper: Whoa honey are you okay?

Emily Cooper: No i'm not Peter Pan can't have a cold Dad.

Emily Cooper: What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two and a rat tat tat tat tat tattoo. And the dragon will come to the beat of the drum. At a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two... A big black bug bit a big black bear.

Emily Cooper: I think i broke Captain Hook's nose.