Anthony Cooper Quotes in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?... Please

Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!

Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?

Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!

Ben Cooper: Every penis.

Anthony Cooper: Where's bumble bee?

Kelly Cooper: Alexander murdered it so now he's going to cry all night.

Anthony Cooper: Bro i gotta take a shower. I gotta get to school or Celia won't call me back. Oh no. No way not today. Get out dude. Get out!

Alexander Cooper: Why are you here?

Anthony Cooper: Shut up.

Anthony Cooper: [to Alexander throwing a ball at him while on the phone] What's your problem?

Celia: [on the phone thinking Anthony was talking to her] Excuse me?

Anthony Cooper: You know what, you're so annoying. Why can't you just chill out for one second. You're exhausting.

Celia: Are you kidding?

[hangs up]

Anthony Cooper: Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.

[realizing Celia hung up on him]

Anthony Cooper: Celia?

Anthony Cooper: Celia! Hey, Celia. Wait up. Hey, what's wrong? You haven't been answering phone your since last night.

Celia: Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting.

Anthony Cooper: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my idiot brother.

Celia: Whatever.

Anthony Cooper: I tried calling you back.

Celia: Yeah, well, I really don't feel like talking to you. I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that comes from having a girlfriend.

Anthony Cooper: Wait. Are you breaking up with me? What about tonight?

Celia: I don't even want to go.