Alexander Cooper Quotes in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Paul Dumphy: Dude i've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?

Alexander Cooper: I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.

Paul Dumphy: No it's cancelled.

Alexander Cooper: What?

Paul Dumphy: Yeah he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture these things are everywhere.

Alexander Cooper: Oh.

Paul Dumphy: They're even in his butt crack.

Alexander Cooper: It's 12:01 Melvin. It's my birthday. Do you feel alone in the world? I just wish they understood! I just wish they knew what it felt like to have a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

Alexander Cooper: Hi Becky

Becky Gibson: Hey Alexander

Alexander Cooper: Why are you here?

Anthony Cooper: Shut up.

Alexander Cooper: So his party's not on?

Paul Dumphy: No so everyone's coming to yours again.

Alexander Cooper: Really?

Paul Dumphy: Great right? His pox is your gain.