Attendant #1 Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Attendant #1: You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

[they drive over the line; a thief stops them]

Thief: Out of the car, fellas.

[thief drives off with Patty Wagon]

SpongeBob SquarePants: How many seconds was that?

Attendant #2: Twelve.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: ...IN YOUR FACE!

[start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [pulling up to the gas station with Patrick in the patty wagon - a hamburger on wheels] Fill her up, please.

Attendant #1: [looking at the patty wagon slightly bemused] What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?