Attendant Quotes in Final Voyage (1999)

[first lines]

Attendant: That's aisle four. Ah, may I see your boarding passes, please.

Aaron: Yeah, right here. This should show you how much I like working for you, Christina... 'cause normally I don't fly for anyone.

Christina: That's nice dear, now let's get over it.

Attendant: I'm afraid it's pneumonia. Think you oughtta get him to a hospital.

Willie 'Smoke' Willoughby: Well, why didn't you send him to a hospital?

Attendant: We didn't have any authorization.

Willie 'Smoke' Willoughby: You got it now.

[takes pen and paper out; writes; hands paper to attendant]

Willie 'Smoke' Willoughby: Get an ambulance; I'm taking him out of here. And call these numbers - tell 'em to get down here right away.

Attendant: [looking at paper] Mrs Martin - is that his wife?

Willie 'Smoke' Willoughby: Yes.

Attendant: And the other one?

Willie 'Smoke' Willoughby: She's *not* his wife.

Attendant: Excuse me.

Rasputia: What?

Attendant: Are you wearing bottoms?

Rasputia: [Gasps and looks appalled] Of course I'm wearing bottoms!

[lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom]

Attendant: [Looks questionably at her] All right.