Thief Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Attendant #1: You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.
[they drive over the line; a thief stops them]
Thief: Out of the car, fellas.
[thief drives off with Patty Wagon]
SpongeBob SquarePants: How many seconds was that?
Attendant #2: Twelve.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: ...IN YOUR FACE!
[start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line]
Thief: [with gun] Open the register!
Thief: I have to apologize. I was born with a disfigurement where my head is made of the same material as the sun.
Thief: Each drink is better than the last, leaving you with the desire to have one more. Take a drink now.
Thief: There are two approaching armies: hunger and fatigue, but a great wall keeps them at bay. The wall extends to the sky and will stay up until I say otherwise.
Thief: The next drink must be earned and I'm going to tell you how. Focus closely on my instructions. I will ask you to repeat them from memory.
Thief: The water before you is somehow special. When you drink it you feel revived and full of energy. It is better than anything you've ever tasted. Take a drink now.
First Blind Man: He stole my car.
Doctor: It doesn't matter, what are you gonna do with a car, you can't drive anyway?
Thief: [referring to thief] He stole my sight!
Thief: That's the asshole who's responsible for all this, if I had my fuckin' eyes I'd kill him.
First Blind Man: [to Thief] He's responsible for stealing my car.
Thief: Sorry, Kid! But my sister needs the money for a nose job!
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