Sheldon J. Plankton Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what happened?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton cheated.

Sheldon J. Plankton: Cheated?

[Now to Neptune]

Sheldon J. Plankton: Hold on there, baldy.

[Now to SpongeBob]

Sheldon J. Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Because you cheated?

Sheldon J. Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.

[laughing]

Sheldon J. Plankton: A stupid kid!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess you're right, Plankton.

[looks down]

SpongeBob SquarePants: I am just a kid.

Sheldon J. Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

Sheldon J. Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...

SpongeBob SquarePants: And no amount of mermaid magic...

[Turns to Mindy]

SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or managerial promotion...

[Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: ... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

Sheldon J. Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [over microphone] But that's okay!

Sheldon J. Plankton: What? What's going on?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!

Sheldon J. Plankton: All right, we get the point.

SpongeBob SquarePants: So, yeah, I'm a kid!

[the lights go down, dry ice smoke surrounds SpongeBob, and a spotlight falls on him]

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

Sheldon J. Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?

SpongeBob SquarePants: But most of all, I'm...

Sheldon J. Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm... I'M...

Sheldon J. Plankton: WHAT THE SCALLOP?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [bursts into song] I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

Sheldon J. Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!

Karen the Computer: I never agreed.

Sheldon J. Plankton: [as the brain controlled fish capture Squidward, Plankton shouts] Hahahaha! Who can stop me now? Hahaha! Who?

Sheldon J. Plankton: [cracking a whip] No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't going to build itself! Move faster!