Fish 2 Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

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Fish 2 Quotes:

  • Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [shocked] What?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [sadly] But... but why?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not... mature?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

    Fish 1: Dork?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...

    Pearl: A goofball?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no.

    Fish 2: A ding-a-ling!

    Fish 3: Wingnut!

    Old Lady: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [angrily] Okay, that's enough!

    [back to SpongeBob]

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.

    [starts to walk away]

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Poor kid.

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