Mr. Eugene H. Krabs Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.

Squidward Tentacles: I couldn't agree more, sir.

Fish: Hooray for SpongeBob!

[Crowd cheers]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

Squidward Tentacles: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.

Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.

King Neptune: Eight.

Patrick Star: Seven.

King Neptune: Six

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]

King Neptune: Six it is then.

Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

Squidward Tentacles: [Leaving] Pass.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Patrick and I...

Patrick Star: Hi.

SpongeBob SquarePants: ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [worried] Ohh!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [at podium] People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob...

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K.

[Mr. Krabs whispers]

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm making a complete what of myself?

[Mr. Krabs whispers again]

SpongeBob SquarePants: The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?

[Mr. Krabs whispers again]

SpongeBob SquarePants: And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

[Mr. Krabs is marking up the prices for King Neptune]

Squidward Tentacles: One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: But before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [clapping rapidly] Yeah! Yeah! OWW! OW-HOWW! Yeah, now we're talking! Yeah! OWWW! Shhh!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [shocked] What?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [sadly] But... but why?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not... mature?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

Fish 1: Dork?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...

Pearl: A goofball?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no.

Fish 2: A ding-a-ling!

Fish 3: Wingnut!

Old Lady: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [angrily] Okay, that's enough!

[back to SpongeBob]

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.

[starts to walk away]

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Poor kid.

Perch Perkins: First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Hello, I like money.

Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build the a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Money!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [mumbling] ... jackass...

[more mumbling]

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [King Neptune sets Mr. Krabs on fire] My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON FIRE!

Squidward Tentacles: One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Talk to me, Krabs.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!

[cries]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [slaps Mr. Krabs] Get a hold of yourself, Eugene.

[narrows eyes]

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm going in.