King Neptune Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)


King Neptune Quotes:

  • King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.

    Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.

    King Neptune: Eight.

    Patrick Star: Seven.

    King Neptune: Six

    Mr. Eugene H. KrabsSpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]

    King Neptune: Six it is then.

    Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

  • King Neptune: [bumps into the Krusty Krab sign] Have this pole executed at once.

  • King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.

    Mindy: [panics] I'm going to be bald?

    King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.

    [puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]

    Mindy: Uh, dad? Your "crown"?

    King Neptune: What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

    King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea...

    [Sees Neptune's bald head]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Bald! Bald! Bald!


    Fish: MY EYES!

    King Neptune: All right, all right!

  • King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.

    Prisoner: Y-yes, but...

    King Neptune: BUT WHAT?

    Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!

    King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

  • King Neptune: Mindy, what is this?

    Mindy: Your crown?

    King Neptune: And do you know what it does?

    Mindy: Cover up your bald spot?

    King Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning.

  • King Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.

    Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

    King Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution!

    Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

    King Neptune: Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now.

    Mindy: I'm stalling?

    King Neptune: Yes!

    Mindy: Stalling.

    King Neptune: Stalling!

    Mindy: I'm stalling.

    King Neptune: Yes!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

    Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!

    [pulls on a chain]

    SpongeBob SquarePantsMindyPatrick Star: Umbrella?

    [a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]

    Mindy: Daddy, no!

    Plankton: Daddy, yes!

    [pushes button on remote]

    King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.

  • Mindy: I'm going to be bald?

    King Neptune: Thinning!

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