King Neptune Quotes in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.

Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.

King Neptune: Eight.

Patrick Star: Seven.

King Neptune: Six

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]

King Neptune: Six it is then.

Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

King Neptune: [bumps into the Krusty Krab sign] Have this pole executed at once.

King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.

Mindy: [panics] I'm going to be bald?

King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.

[puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]

Mindy: Uh, dad? Your "crown"?

King Neptune: What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea...

[Sees Neptune's bald head]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Crowd: BALD! BALD BALD! BALD! BALD!

Fish: MY EYES!

King Neptune: All right, all right!

King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.

Prisoner: Y-yes, but...

King Neptune: BUT WHAT?

Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!

King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

King Neptune: Mindy, what is this?

Mindy: Your crown?

King Neptune: And do you know what it does?

Mindy: Cover up your bald spot?

King Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning.

King Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.

Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

King Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution!

Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

King Neptune: Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now.

Mindy: I'm stalling?

King Neptune: Yes!

Mindy: Stalling.

King Neptune: Stalling!

Mindy: I'm stalling.

King Neptune: Yes!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!

[pulls on a chain]

SpongeBob SquarePants, Mindy, Patrick Star: Umbrella?

[a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]

Mindy: Daddy, no!

Plankton: Daddy, yes!

[pushes button on remote]

King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.

Mindy: I'm going to be bald?

King Neptune: Thinning!