Zoo Keeper Quotes in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

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[to Brian Fantana]
Zoo Keeper: Excuse me... is that 'sex panther' you're wearing?

-- Zoo Keeper
Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys. The natives use them in black magic rituals. Don't ask me how, probably suck the blood of virgins, eh, eh?

-- Zoo Keeper
[the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto]
Zoo Keeper: Holy shit!
Mum: Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!

-- Zoo Keeper

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