Frank Vitchard Quotes in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Frank Vitchard: [to Burgundy] I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!

Public TV News Anchor: [behind Frank] Blade!

Fighter: [handing him a machete] Here ya go, mate!

Frank Vitchard: [public news anchor cuts off Frank's arm] Ah! I did not see that one coming!

Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.

Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place.

Public TV News Anchor: This is a great shot. Am I right Frank?

Frank Vitchard: I'm not talking to you because you cut off my arm.

Frank Vitchard: [after having his other arm ripped off by a bear]

[shouts]

Frank Vitchard: Aw, c'mon! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.

Frank Vitchard: [after getting his right arm sliced off by a machete] I did *not* see that coming.

Frank Vitchard: We've talked about this, Ron. A dog cannot be a gentleman!