Lindsay Lohan Quotes in The Holiday (2006)

[In fake trailer for "Deception"]

Lindsay Lohan: How do you have two guns?

James Franco: I didn't think one would be enough.

Lindsay Lohan: I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private... wait, what are all these?

Charlie Sheen: Oh, just some movies I rented.

Lindsay Lohan: Me and Brandy, missionary?

Charlie Sheen: A tale of two girls who become nuns.

Lindsay Lohan: And what are all those?

Charlie Sheen: Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill.

Lindsay Lohan: And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed.

Charlie Sheen: In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.

Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.

Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.

Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.

[to Dom after hitting Charlie]

Lindsay Lohan: You were driving.

Lindsay Lohan: I'm going to blow you across the room!

Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.

Lindsay Lohan: I don't wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private.

Lindsay Lohan: Okay, what is that?

Charlie Sheen: Just unraveling the old hose.

Charlie Sheen: Save it for tomorrow, Raul!

Raul - the Gardener: Si senor.