Tuffnut Quotes in How to Train Your Dragon (2010)


Tuffnut Quotes:

  • Tuffnut: [after Astrid falls on top of Hiccup during dragon training] Ooooh, love on the battlefield!

    Ruffnut: She could do better.

  • [Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens]

    Fishlegs: If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.

    [Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him]

    Tuffnut: [approaching] You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...

    Hiccup: Um...

    Tuffnut: It's me.

    Snotlout: [shoves Tuffnut aside] I love this plan!

    Hiccup: I... didn't...

    Ruffnut: [shoves Snotlout aside] You're crazy!

    [leans in, flirtatiously]

    Ruffnut: I like that...

    Astrid: [firmly yanks her away] So... what is the plan?

  • [during dragon training, the twins grab the same shield]

    Tuffnut: Get your hands off my shield!

    Ruffnut: There's like a million shields!

    Tuffnut: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

    Ruffnut: [hits Tuffnut with the shield] Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

  • Gobber: Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!

    [Tuffnut and Ruffnut huddle in front of the dragon's face]

    Ruffnut: [sniffing] Whoa! Do you *ever* bathe?

    Tuffnut: You don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!

    [they shove at each other]

    Ruffnut: How about I give *you* one...!

    [the dragon blasts fire at them, they run for cover]

    Gobber: Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot... Not so much.

  • Snotlout: If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!

    [He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water]

    RuffnutAstrid: AH!

    [the gas clears]

    Ruffnut: Hey! It's us, idiots!

    Tuffnut: Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!


    Snotlout: Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...

    [Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head]

  • Gobber: Meet the Terrible Terror!

    Tuffnut: Ha! It's like the size of my...

    [the Terror leaps onto his face]

    Tuffnut: OH, GET IT OFF!

  • Gobber: [Slapping a thick book on the table] The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

    [Thunder rumbles]

    Gobber: No attacks tonight. Study up.

    Tuffnut: Wait, you mean *read*?

    Ruffnut: While we're still alive?

    Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?

    Fishlegs: [eagerly] Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...

    Tuffnut: [interrupting] Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...

    Ruffnut: But, now...?

  • Hiccup: [watching the dragons take off with their livestock] Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

    [Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill]

    Hiccup: Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad, I mean, I *really* actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it...

    Stoick: STOP! Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

    Hiccup: Eh, between you and me, the village could do with a little *less* feeding, don't you think?

    [the Vikings behind him touch their stomachs self-consciously]

    Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?

    Hiccup: I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.

    Stoick: Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.

    [to Gobber]

    Stoick: Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.

    [Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking]

    Tuffnut: [to Hiccup] Quite the performance.

    Snotlout: I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That *helped*!

    Hiccup: Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...

  • [repeated line]

    Tuffnut: Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!

  • Fishlegs: [to Tuffnut] Your mom let you get a tattoo?

    Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!

    Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.

    Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.

  • Gobber: Welcome to Dragon Training!

    Astrid: No turning back.

    Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!

    Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.

    Astrid: Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

    Hiccup: [deadpan] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain. Love it.

    Tuffnut: Oh great, who let *him* in?

  • [Toothless shoot the plasma blast to the Green Death]

    Hiccup: Ruff, Tuff, watch your backs! Move Fishlegs!

    Tuffnut: Look at us! We're on a dragon. We're on a dragons! All of us.

    Hiccup: Up! Let's move it.

    Gobber: Every bit the boar-headed stubborn Viking you ever were!

  • Gobber: The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

    Snotlout: [joking] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so, does that disqualify him, or...?

    [all snicker]

    Tuffnut: Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

  • Hiccup: [at Stoick's funeral] I'm sorry, Dad. I'm not the chief that you wanted me to be and I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I was. I... don't know...

    Valka: You came early into this world. You were such a wee thing. Oh, so frail, so fragile. I feared you wouldn't make it. But your father, he never doubted. He always said you'd become the strongest of them all. And he was right. You have the heart of a chief and the soul of a dragon. Only you can bring our worlds together. That is who you are, son.

    Hiccup: I, uh... I was so afraid of becoming my dad. Mostly because I thought I never could. How-how do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless? I guess you can only try. A chief protects his own. We're going back.

    Tuffnut: Uh... with what?

    Ruffnut: Uh, he took all the dragons.

    Hiccup: Not all of them.

  • Tuffnut: I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!

    Ruffnut: Or mine!

    Tuffnut: Eh, you're such a moron.

    Fishlegs: [pokes Ruffnut seductively] A beautiful moron.

    Snotlout: [also pokes Ruffnut seductively] Yeah.

  • Eret: [to Drago, after the dragon riders have been captured] They wouldn't know where you're hiding. I promise you that.

    Astrid: Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...

    Drago: Hiccup?

    Eret: He's no problem. Really. Trust me.

    Astrid: He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest dragon master this world has ever seen!

    Drago: Dragon master? I alone control the dragons!

    Tuffnut: Nope, mm-mm.

    Fishlegs: SORRY!

    [the dragon riders laugh]

    Astrid: And unless you let us go, right now, he will blast through here on his Night Fury and blow your entire fleet of ships to splinters.

    Ruffnut: Then they'll be crying like babies!

  • Snotlout: Could this day get any worse?

    Tuffnut: Uh, lemme see: We're jumpin' in freezing cold water, and then die from drowning.

    Eret: [sarcastically] Looks refreshing.

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