Snotlout Quotes in How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

Snotlout: Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.

[Throws weapon at Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him]

Snotlout: The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!

[Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens]

Fishlegs: If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.

[Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him]

Tuffnut: [approaching] You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...

Hiccup: Um...

Tuffnut: It's me.

Snotlout: [shoves Tuffnut aside] I love this plan!

Hiccup: I... didn't...

Ruffnut: [shoves Snotlout aside] You're crazy!

[leans in, flirtatiously]

Ruffnut: I like that...

Astrid: [firmly yanks her away] So... what is the plan?

Snotlout: If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!

[He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water]

Ruffnut, Astrid: AH!

[the gas clears]

Ruffnut: Hey! It's us, idiots!

Tuffnut: Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!

[laughs]

Snotlout: Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...

[Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head]

Gobber: [Slapping a thick book on the table] The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

[Thunder rumbles]

Gobber: No attacks tonight. Study up.

Tuffnut: Wait, you mean *read*?

Ruffnut: While we're still alive?

Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?

Fishlegs: [eagerly] Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...

Tuffnut: [interrupting] Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...

Ruffnut: But, now...?

Hiccup: [watching the dragons take off with their livestock] Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

[Stoick grabs him and begins hauling him up the hill]

Hiccup: Ahh, it's not like the last few times, Dad, I mean, I *really* actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it...

Stoick: STOP! Just... stop. Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

Hiccup: Eh, between you and me, the village could do with a little *less* feeding, don't you think?

[the Vikings behind him touch their stomachs self-consciously]

Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Agh, why can't you follow the simplest orders?

Hiccup: I - I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.

Stoick: Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house.

[to Gobber]

Stoick: Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.

[Gobber smacks Hiccup upside the head to get him walking]

Tuffnut: [to Hiccup] Quite the performance.

Snotlout: I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That *helped*!

Hiccup: Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so...

Snotlout: [to Astrid, during training] So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement? You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out!

[his shield is knocked out by a Gronkle's fireball]

Gobber: Snotlout, you're done!

Hiccup: [to Astrid] So I guess it's just you and me, huh?

Astrid: Nope, just you.

[she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire]

Gobber: And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!

[gestures to his fake leg]

Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.

Snotlout: I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!

Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.

Snotlout: [on top of the Green Death, whacking its eyes with his hammer] I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Got somethin' in your eye?

Gobber: The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

Snotlout: [joking] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so, does that disqualify him, or...?

[all snicker]

Tuffnut: Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

Astrid: [hits Snotlout on the helmet] What are you doing, Snotlout? They're gonna win now!

Snotlout: She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!

Astrid: [confused] Ruffnut? Didn't she try to bury you alive?

Snotlout: Only for a few hours!

Tuffnut: I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!

Ruffnut: Or mine!

Tuffnut: Eh, you're such a moron.

Fishlegs: [pokes Ruffnut seductively] A beautiful moron.

Snotlout: [also pokes Ruffnut seductively] Yeah.

Snotlout: [to Ruffnut] Here you go, babe. Did I tell you that you look amazing today? 'Cause you do.

Astrid: I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.

Ruffnut: I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret, was the man of my dreams. My everything!

Snotlout: [touches his beard] But, baby, I grew facial hair for you.

Fishlegs: [also touches his beard] Me, too.

Snotlout: Could this day get any worse?

Tuffnut: Uh, lemme see: We're jumpin' in freezing cold water, and then die from drowning.

Eret: [sarcastically] Looks refreshing.