Ruffnut Quotes in How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

Tuffnut: [after Astrid falls on top of Hiccup during dragon training] Ooooh, love on the battlefield!

Ruffnut: She could do better.

[Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens]

Fishlegs: If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.

[Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him]

Tuffnut: [approaching] You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...

Hiccup: Um...

Tuffnut: It's me.

Snotlout: [shoves Tuffnut aside] I love this plan!

Hiccup: I... didn't...

Ruffnut: [shoves Snotlout aside] You're crazy!

[leans in, flirtatiously]

Ruffnut: I like that...

Astrid: [firmly yanks her away] So... what is the plan?

[during dragon training, the twins grab the same shield]

Tuffnut: Get your hands off my shield!

Ruffnut: There's like a million shields!

Tuffnut: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

Ruffnut: [hits Tuffnut with the shield] Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

Gobber: Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!

[Tuffnut and Ruffnut huddle in front of the dragon's face]

Ruffnut: [sniffing] Whoa! Do you *ever* bathe?

Tuffnut: You don't like it, then just get your own blind spot!

[they shove at each other]

Ruffnut: How about I give *you* one...!

[the dragon blasts fire at them, they run for cover]

Gobber: Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot... Not so much.

Snotlout: If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!

[He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water]

Ruffnut, Astrid: AH!

[the gas clears]

Ruffnut: Hey! It's us, idiots!

Tuffnut: Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!

[laughs]

Snotlout: Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...

[Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head]

Gobber: [Slapping a thick book on the table] The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

[Thunder rumbles]

Gobber: No attacks tonight. Study up.

Tuffnut: Wait, you mean *read*?

Ruffnut: While we're still alive?

Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?

Fishlegs: [eagerly] Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...

Tuffnut: [interrupting] Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...

Ruffnut: But, now...?

Fishlegs: [to Tuffnut] Your mom let you get a tattoo?

Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!

Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.

Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.

Gobber: Welcome to Dragon Training!

Astrid: No turning back.

Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!

Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back.

Astrid: Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Hiccup: [deadpan] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain. Love it.

Tuffnut: Oh great, who let *him* in?

Hiccup: [at Stoick's funeral] I'm sorry, Dad. I'm not the chief that you wanted me to be and I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I was. I... don't know...

Valka: You came early into this world. You were such a wee thing. Oh, so frail, so fragile. I feared you wouldn't make it. But your father, he never doubted. He always said you'd become the strongest of them all. And he was right. You have the heart of a chief and the soul of a dragon. Only you can bring our worlds together. That is who you are, son.

Hiccup: I, uh... I was so afraid of becoming my dad. Mostly because I thought I never could. How-how do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless? I guess you can only try. A chief protects his own. We're going back.

Tuffnut: Uh... with what?

Ruffnut: Uh, he took all the dragons.

Hiccup: Not all of them.

Ruffnut: Hey, watch it! That was close...

[Ruffnut sees Eret]

Ruffnut: [slow motion] Oh, my... Me likey.

[Eret shoots the dragon trap at the Zippleback]

Ruffnut: Take me.

Tuffnut: I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!

Ruffnut: Or mine!

Tuffnut: Eh, you're such a moron.

Fishlegs: [pokes Ruffnut seductively] A beautiful moron.

Snotlout: [also pokes Ruffnut seductively] Yeah.

Eret: [to Drago, after the dragon riders have been captured] They wouldn't know where you're hiding. I promise you that.

Astrid: Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...

Drago: Hiccup?

Eret: He's no problem. Really. Trust me.

Astrid: He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest dragon master this world has ever seen!

Drago: Dragon master? I alone control the dragons!

Tuffnut: Nope, mm-mm.

Fishlegs: SORRY!

[the dragon riders laugh]

Astrid: And unless you let us go, right now, he will blast through here on his Night Fury and blow your entire fleet of ships to splinters.

Ruffnut: Then they'll be crying like babies!

Astrid: I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.

Ruffnut: I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret, was the man of my dreams. My everything!

Snotlout: [touches his beard] But, baby, I grew facial hair for you.

Fishlegs: [also touches his beard] Me, too.