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I'm not serious most of the time. -- Tim Duncan
If you are not serious, people will sense it. -- Bela Lugosi
I'm serious about the music, but I'm not serious about the fantasy. It's no big deal being on TV! -- Marc Bolan
Serious journalism need not be solemn. -- Russell Baker
Yellow usually means it's not that serious. -- Bobby Unser
I have not had any serious non-academic job. -- Amartya Sen
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. -- Fred Durst
Politics is not bean bags. It's serious, tough stuff. -- Colin Powell
I'm not always happy, I promise. I can be serious. -- Halston Sage
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. -- Al Franken
I'm not a serious person, and I don't like serious people. -- Ray Bradbury
I do a lot of serious stuff, but I'm not a very serious guy. -- Bruce Greenwood
I hate the way the English have of not being serious about being serious, I really hate it. -- Julian Barnes
Serious is when they tell you, 'You've got cancer.' Cancer is serious, but then the rest of it is not. -- Michael Douglas
I'm not a serious photographer like many of my contemporaries. That is to say, I am serious about not being serious. -- Elliott Erwitt
The journey of your first movie is not just beyond belief it can be truly beyond satire. -- Yahoo Serious
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. -- Yahoo Serious
We live in a time where government is not a leadership thing, it's more a business that's out there and running riot, so I guess the people have to go out there and say stuff. -- Yahoo Serious
You go overseas and people are oppressed and scared and worried but we're not like that... we're more like my films and how people come out at the end of seeing them - they feel good. -- Yahoo Serious
The obsession required to see a feature through from concept to release is not a rational thing to do with your brief time on this planet. Nor is it something to which an intelligent person should aspire. -- Yahoo Serious
You're not serious; you're boring as hell. -- Maya Angelou
Human affairs are not serious, but they have to be taken seriously. -- Iris Murdoch
Just because Iâ??m cheeky, doesnâ??t mean Iâ??m not serious -- David Hockney
The philosopher cannot seriously put to himself questions that his civilization has not lived. -- William Barrett
I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them. -- Oscar Wilde
It is almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
I'm serious when I do my work. I'm not serious when I'm home with my kids. -- Bill Gates
In Berlin, things are serious but not hopeless. In Vienna, they are hopeless but not serious. -- Karl Kraus
I love not serious documentaries, too, but I love seeing people at their wits' end, I guess. -- Maria Thayer
To justify our likes and dislikes, we generally say that the work we dislike is not serious. -- Walter Sickert
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Chess is too difficult to be a game and not serious enough to be a science or an art. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Any church that is not seriously involved in helping fulfill the Great Commission has forfeited its biblical right to exist. -- Oswald J. Smith
See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious. -- Charles Barkley
You are wrong. The state and its existence are essential before everything else. All this preoccupation with liberty is not serious. -- Habib Bourguiba
The fact that the author thinks slowly is not serious, but the fact that he publishes faster than he thinks is inexcusable. -- Wolfgang Pauli
Waking up is not serious. It is a gentle remembering and an honoring of the present moment as the truth of life. -- Leonard Jacobson
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do. -- Charles M. Schulz
Hitler was flirting and courting Eva [Braun] I would say, but he was not serious about her yet. That took awhile to develop. -- Gretl Braun
All real fantasy is serious. Only faked fantasy is not serious. That is why it is so wrong to impose faked fantasy on children.... -- Robertson Davies
On the road to success, even little stones may cause you fall down! If you are not serious and careful, forget about reaching your target! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. -- Dave Chappelle
I don't always want to read serious fiction. But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain candy. Entertain me, for God's sake. -- Dorothea Benton Frank
I have some bad feet. But really, my main fault would probably be my personality. A lot of times, I am not serious enough. I joke around too much sometimes. -- Tim Hudson
There is no political will for peace in the Israeli government. They're not serious about political peace because they're still building settlements and demolishing Palestinian homes. That is a great tragedy. -- Mairead Corrigan
Oh dear me, the Booker people don't like me. I don't care. I have been given an award for being taken not seriously, and I am very, very pleased about that. -- Terry Pratchett
It is one of the great weaknesses of reasonable men and women that they imagine that projects which fly in the face of commonsense are not serious or being seriously undertaken. -- Margaret Thatcher
I think we are not serious about attacking the long-term debt problem, and that's one of the things that he's going to have to find a way to get on the agenda. -- Michael Bloomberg
Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
From the early Seventies to the mid-Eighties, I approached Rome at a snail's pace. Having concluded that God existed, I could not seriously entertain the thought of not trying to be in contact with Him. -- Conrad Black
The former conviction that these two kingdoms were wholly different in structure, in function, and in kind of life, was not seriously disturbed by the difficulties which the naturalist encountered when he undertook to define them. -- Asa Gray
I cannot seriously believe in it [quantum theory] because the theory cannot be reconciled with the idea that physics should represent a reality in time and space, free from spooky actions at a distance [spukhafte Fernwirkungen]. -- Albert Einstein
The missile defense component is a minor feature that nobody takes very seriously. Nobody really believes that the US is trying to protect itself from North Korea. That's not serious. But the militarization of space is quite serious. -- Noam Chomsky
I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf. I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends. -- Mila Kunis
You can't win with some people. If you're not in government, you're criticised for being not serious. If you are in government, you're criticised for wanting power. That's the Labour party's line of attack, and it's a bit ridiculous. -- Vince Cable
So if you are a Republican and you just can't abide [Donald] Trump - which means you're not serious about stopping Hillary [Clinton]; you're not serious about keeping her out of the White House - then people should vote for you because you? -- Rush Limbaugh
So if you are a Republican and you just can't abide [Donald] Trump - which means you're not serious about stopping Hillary [Clinton]; you're not serious about keeping her out of the White House - then people should vote for you because you? -- Rush Limbaugh
I've seen the photos of me and Flo Rida. It doesn't matter how we met. We met. I don't want to say that we're a couple. I can definitely say that he's somebody in my life, and I'm definitely interested but I'm not serious with anybody. -- Brandy Norwood
Authors change publishers because it's like being married for a long time and suddenly you want to go out and have a wild affair! No, not seriously, sometimes the deal is more interesting with a new publisher, and other times they have more enthusiasm for your books. -- Jackie Collins
The soldiers feel that the Police are not serious with the criminal elements and that they are corrupt. The army had to come in and insist that criminals must be punished. It happens in all countries, there is a time when the army assumes the duty of internal security. -- Yoweri Museveni
Jobs would have ever have asserted that Bill Gates was not serious about technology. He was a huge pioneer in that world, albeit doing something quite different in approach from what Steve did. He was dismissive of Gates' foundation work as something he did to make himself feel better. -- Alex Gibney
If the gentleman is not serious, he will not be respected, and his learning will not be on a firm foundation. He considers loyalty and faithfulness to be fundamental, has no friends who are not like him, and when he has made mistakes, he is not afraid of correcting them. -- Confucius
Great design is serious, not solemn -- Paula Scher
I am serious about not being serious -- Elliott Erwitt
For the serious artist does not satisfy needs -- Anthony Burgess
Eating disorders are serious mental illnesses, not lifestyle choices. -- Demi Lovato
The election is not a time to discuss serious issues. -- Kim Campbell
Can you be serious for two words?" "Not without effort. -- Steven Brust
Worry over what has not occurred is a serious malady. -- Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere. -- Raymond Smullyan
Taking risks is not being suicidal. Otherwise, skydivers need serious help. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. -- J. R. Martinez
From not the gravest of Divines, Accept for once some serious Lines. -- Jonathan Swift
You have to be serious-minded in business, but not take yourself seriously. -- Diego Della Valle
Fashion is not frivolous. I am a businesswoman, a very serious person. -- Donatella Versace
Maggie Smith is an amazing woman, and not as serious in real life. -- Allen Leech
Serious literature does not exist to make life easy but to complicate it. -- Witold Gombrowicz
If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person. -- Jason Roy
I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at. -- Steven Patrick Morrissey
The disco sound, you must see, is not art or anything so serious. -- Giorgio Moroder
The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not. -- Albert Camus
I love no woman, for love is a serious business, not a jest. -- Marie de France
It is hard work and great art to make life not so serious. -- John Irving
When you commit a serious doping offence you are not eligible for lottery funding. -- John Scott
Children's playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions. -- Michel de Montaigne
We do not celebrate people who have made success out of serious hard work. -- Iain Duncan Smith
Not to find pleasure in serious reading gives a pastel coloring to the mind. -- Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne
Sanctions are a sign of irritation; they are not the instrument of serious policies. -- Sergei Lavrov
Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. -- Gerhard Richter
If I could not smile, I think my situation would be even more serious. -- Chris Cleave
Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art. -- Gerhard Richter
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. -- Brendan Gill
Black literature is taught as sociology, as tolerance, not as a serious, rigorous art form. -- Toni Morrison
I really feel free and not as serious as I have been in the past. -- Christina Aguilera
Serious and good art has always existed to help, to serve, humanity. Not to indict. -- Chinua Achebe
Black literature is taught as sociology, as tolerance, not as a serious, rigorous art form." -- Toni Morrison
It is not fair to treat as serious that which is only said in joke. -- Plautus
I am not a serious person. I don't claim any profundity for any of my writing. -- Khushwant Singh
I've had well-paid jobs, but in comparison to what footballers earn, I've not earned serious money. -- Simon Weston
The Civil War is not ended: I question whether any serious civil war ever does end. -- T. S. Eliot
I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. -- Carmen Electra
Perhaps I'm particularly serious, because I'm not unaware of the potential absurdity of what I'm doing. -- Daniel Day-Lewis
Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious. -- Nicolas Bentley
The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
It's not an 'either/or,' it's an 'and.' You can be serious and play. -- Tim Brown
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children. -- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Being a public servant, this is a serious job, not like a boxer, you're entertaining people. -- Manny Pacquiao
My ambition is to not embarrass myself--which, if you know me, is a pretty serious ambition. -- David Lipsky
It's not meant to be entertaining. If you want entertainment, go to the pictures. This is serious! -- Eamon
Magic is not always serious or solemn. It is a joyous celebration and merging with the life-force. -- Scott Cunningham
We have an infinite number of reasons to be happy, and a serious responsibility not be serious. -- Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
I do not think anything serious should be done after dinner, as nothing should be before breakfast. -- George Saintsbury
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. -- Don Herold
There is one thing more serious than merely to not believe, and that is to not care. -- Sterling W Sill
For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights. -- Penn Jillette
Hillary Clinton's guilty of a very, very serious crime. She should not be allowed to run for president. -- Donald Trump
Our planet has not seen an extinction crisis as serious as the one in progress for 65 million years. -- David Suzuki
People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually. -- Dave Barry
The most serious dangers for American freedom and the American way of life do not come from without. -- Ludwig von Mises
After we deal and heal...NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS.....Jan Marshall -- Jan Marshall

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