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Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor. -- Chad Smith
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor. -- Al Franken
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. -- Edward Albee
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. -- Bob Newhart
I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. -- Michael J. Fox
One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor. -- Matt Groening
My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker. -- Elizabeth Gillies
Righteous people have no sense of humor. -- Bertolt Brecht
I have no sense of humor about losing -- Rafael Nadal
The righteous one has no sense of humor. -- Bertolt Brecht
If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble. -- Betty White
People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor. -- Peg Bracken
If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal. -- Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. -- J. D. Salinger
Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. -- Lita Grey
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. -- Robert A. Heinlein
The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences. -- Florence Scovel Shinn
The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke. -- Edward Albee
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. -- Sinclair Lewis
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to flattery. -- Margaret George
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored. -- Eoin Colfer
I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor. -- Rita Moreno
It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not. -- Whit Stillman
Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling. -- Naomi Weisstein
He was through playing games. When it came to Soteria, he had no sense of humor whatsoever. Anyone who threatened her, ended their life. It was that simple. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. -- Robert Collier
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. -- Thomas Wentworth Higginson
To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be. -- Thomas Ligotti
Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming! -- Anne Hathaway
In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. -- Zac Efron
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page. -- Jeremy Northam
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair. -- Wentworth Miller
I have no idea what a British sensibility or a British sense of humor is. I have no concept of what that is. I have no concept of what American sensibility is. I was born in Great Britain, but I was only there for six months, and we moved to Belgium, where I grew up. -- Frank Oz
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between. -- Roger Moore
No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion. -- Robert Green Ingersoll
A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having. -- Mark Twain
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. -- Thomas Wentworth Higginson
I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me. -- Linda Blair
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. -- Charles M. Schulz
Zen is non-serious. Zen has a tremendous sense of humor. No other religion has evolved so much that it can have that sense of humor. -- Rajneesh
There is no place in the world, I imagine, for a philosopher with a sense of humor, a new leisure, and an inquiring turn of mind! -- Mary Roberts Rinehart
There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. -- Oscar Wilde
Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had. -- Judith Guest

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