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I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. -- Bindi Irwin
I like working on my birthday, so I always do. -- Abhishek Bachchan
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. -- Amanda Seyfried
All I want for my birthday is another birthday. -- Ian Dury
On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. -- Eva Herzigova
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. -- David Ulevitch
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. -- Annette Funicello
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. -- Loretta Lynn
Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day. -- Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. -- Ashley Jensen
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. -- Gloria Stuart
If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. -- Bindi Irwin
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. -- Giada De Laurentiis
I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. -- Jo Brand
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. -- Samuel Johnson
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. -- Mikhail Baryshnikov
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. -- Barry White
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year. -- Will Rogers
My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up. -- Sam Palladio
I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing. -- Rabindranath Tagore
The night you gave me my birthday party... you were a young Lieutenant and I was a fragrant phantom, wasn't I? And it was a radiant night, a night of soft conspiracy and the trees agreed that it was all going to be for the best. -- Zelda Fitzgerald
For my birthday, buy me a politician! -- Ice Cube
My favorite holiday is my birthday-it's very Leo. -- Jennifer Lopez
I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. -- George Bernard Shaw
Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ? -- Nancy Astor
It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. -- Drake
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday. -- Jodi Picoult
I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday. -- Paulina Porizkova
I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible. -- Courtney Robertson
When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday. -- Karl Lagerfeld
I do things every day for my birthday. I'm just not a party girl. -- Kim Basinger
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. -- Sloane Crosley
I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring... -- Diana Vreeland
Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. -- Lil Wayne
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. -- Andy Roddick
It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! -- Rick Riordan
I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. -- Amy Weber
I'll be one year younger having missed my birthday and my mirror confirms it; so what's wrong with that. -- Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. -- Guy Johnson
I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you. -- Jessica Shirvington
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was Cats, for my birthday. -- Tammy Blanchard
I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures. -- Chris Bosh
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. -- Tammy Blanchard
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. -- Chaz Bono
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. -- Steven Wright
I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor. -- Jason Reeves
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" -- Nancy Astor
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. -- Steven Wright
Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you. -- Sathya Sai Baba
If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. -- Anita Baker
She knew what he had in mind. He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday. There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. -- Jana Oliver
I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. -- Jay Asher
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn't ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too hard -- Richard Brautigan
For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter. -- Jarod Kintz
To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year's Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class. -- Sandra Cisneros
I always love coming to Disneyland but celebrating my birthday here with my family, friends and the kids from YSA is really awesome!, this is a night I'll never forget. -- Miley Cyrus
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. -- Queen Latifah
I was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my birthday when I was in my early teens. -- Imogen Poots
There was at all events one advantage in the choice of this day to my birth; my birthday throughout the whole of my childhood was a day of public rejoicing. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. -- Chris Brown
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up. -- Craig Ferguson
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday. -- Daniel Handler
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. -- Debbie Macomber
I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing -- Rabindranath Tagore
Today's my birthday On mans scale 53 is a life more than 1/2 over. On the infinite scale of an eternal being I am just a cell of life that has forever to go! -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
I hate birthdays. It's so funny, people always come up to me, "Hey! It's my birthday!" But when it's my birthday, I don't want to talk about it, I don't wanna tell anybody... -- Josh Groban
I remember when I was working at Sprint, I'd work on my birthday, New Year's Day, and even Christmas Eve. I'm just used to working on my birthday, so I'll be celebrating it afterward. -- Prince Royce
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine. -- Matthew Macfadyen
If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will. -- Jessi Klein
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead. -- Susan Orlean
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate! -- Charles M. Schulz
According to the book Celebrate Today, June 18th is National Splurge Day. Besides being the birthday of Paul McCartney and Isabella Rossellini, it's also mine. Go ahead; celebrate my birthday and don't worry about the cost! -- Ernie J Zelinski
Imagine my delight and awe when I discovered such a thing was a real genre - contemporary fantasy or urban fantasy. It was like having my birthday twice in one week and cookie dough for breakfast. -- Maggie Stiefvater
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. -- Cheryl Hines
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. -- Lily James
I can remember the three restaurant experiences of my childhood. All I wanted to do on my birthday was to go to the Automat in New York... but I don't know if you consider that a real restaurant. -- Alice Waters
Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl. -- Chris Hardwick
Want any of this stuff? Jordan?... Nick?" I didn't answer. Nick?" he asked again. What?" Want any?" No... I just remembered that today's my birthday." I was thirty. Before me stretched the portentous, menacing road of a new decade. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that. -- Vincent Gallo
For my birthday, I would ask for a ticket from my mother. Just buy me a ticket to said country and I'll just find my way through. And that's what I always did. I never changed too much of that. -- Dhani Jones
I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don't like those. -- Florentijn Hofman
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know. -- Marian McPartland
Growing up, my birthday was always Confederate Memorial Day. It helped to create this profound sense of awareness about the Civil War and the 100 years between the Civil War and the civil rights movement and my parents' then-illegal and interracial marriage. -- Natasha Trethewey
I had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe. -- Bat for Lashes
I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying... -- Craig Ferguson
It was not my wish to come into politics. I was not a public person; I preferred to spend my birthdays with family and friends. But the 2008 elections were fraudulent, so I decided to finance the opposition to make them stronger. -- Bidzina Ivanishvili
I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning to give away Christmas gifts to the poor people of General Santos just like what I did last year. -- Manny Pacquiao
I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe. -- Bat for Lashes
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. -- Johnny Vegas
As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very high. I really enjoy going up, I feel like it's my birthday everyday that I have to go up there. -- Gucci Mane
I don't like to get things during the year, .. I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see something that I'll say, 'I'd really like that for my birthday.' I like to have things to look forward to. -- Dakota Fanning
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind." -- Johnny Vegas
I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday? -- Erma Bombeck
I am not insecure enough to count the bouquets I receive on my birthday, I don't assess my popularity by the number of magazine covers I am on, I don't get worried if my song is on the seventh position on countdown charts. -- Shah Rukh Khan
Except, now that I don't have a car, I can't really make good on my birthday promise." Sydney thought about it for several moments. "Well. I've got a car." An hour later, I vowed I'd never make fun of that Mazda again. -- Richelle Mead
It's my birthday today. I'm not 17 anymore. The 17 Janis Ian sang about where one learns the truth. But what she failed to mention is that you keep on learning truths after 17 and I want to keep on learning truths till the day I die. -- Melina Marchetta
I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar. -- Jackson Browne
When I was 17 I got a guitar for my birthday and started discovering Bob Dylan and James Taylor and the whole '60s thing, and that made me want to make songs, to go beyond just playing an instrument. I needed to write I guess. -- Jason Reeves
Every night, I was read to. Every Friday, we were taken to the library. I always received at least one book for my birthday. I have a few of them yet. Early on, I had my own collection of books. I loved to read. Still do. -- Avi
I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium. -- Carrie Mae Weems
I didn't really like my birthday as a kid. My mother used to say, "Sometimes we'd have a birthday party and you would just wander off." But she said it was just my way in the world. It wasn't anything that I was truly interested in. -- Kim Basinger
When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age." -- Joy Browne
I'm one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists. -- Noel Wells
It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read every book ever written. This year, my gloomy realisation is even more painful - I will not be able to correct everyone's mistakes before I depart. -- Daniel Finkelstein
I'm a Virgo and I'm more - I don't want to say 'negative' - but I'm the girl who thinks no one's coming to my birthday party, no one's buying my clothes, no one's reading my book, no one's watching my show - that's just how I think. -- Rachel Zoe
And now," he continued, speaking to Milo, "where were you on the night of July 27?" "What does that have to do with it?" asked Milo. "It's my birthday, that's what," said the policeman as he entered "Forgot my birthday" in his little book. "Boys always forget other people's birthdays. -- Norton Juster
I left school on my 15th birthday. -- David Bailey
My mother always bought our birthday gifts. -- Bruce Eric Kaplan
The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar. -- Stevie Nicks
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day. -- Victor Cruz
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. -- Karl Jaspers
In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English. -- Pankaj Mishra
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I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. -- Yigal Azrouel
Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. -- Chip Conley
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. -- Julianna Margulies

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