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After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other. -- Mike Crapo
Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife. -- Alan Arkin
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have. -- Curtis Sliwa
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. -- Rob Delaney
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. -- Rodney Dangerfield
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. -- Gerald Brenan
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! -- Tommy Cooper
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. -- Bill Cosby
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. -- H. L. Mencken
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. -- David Boreanaz
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? -- Max Schmeling
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. -- Zig Ziglar
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband. -- Clifford Odets
I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages. -- Alana Stewart
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. -- Woody Allen
You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it. -- Ram Kapoor
My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us. -- Kirk Cameron
Agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage is true or false, the marriage portion is the same: elemental discord. -- Jean Giraudoux
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. -- William Congreve
That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage against her will. -- Plautus
In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. -- Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe. -- Denzel Washington
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. -- Milton Berle
To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife. -- Dustin Hoffman
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. -- Red Skelton
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. -- Gary Player
The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband. -- Lucretia Mott
Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married. -- Erica Jong
Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe. -- Thomas Heywood
Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her. -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
If every marriage is measured by the tongue of a wife, their will be no husband left in every marriage. -- Chinonso G. Nnabuike Sr.
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. -- Winston S. Churchill
Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word. -- Myles Munroe
The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now. -- Harry Connick, Jr.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. -- Woody Allen
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. -- Woody Allen
You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. -- Red Tash
If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. -- H. G. Bissinger
If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. -- H. G. Bissinger
He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
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A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience. -- Samuel Johnson
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine? -- William Cowper
That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church." -- Francis George
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. -- Harry Connick, Jr.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. -- Milton Berle
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. -- Groucho Marx
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. -- Tom Smothers
Marriage is sacred intimacy. The husband must love, feed and care for the family. The wife must love, respect and submit to the husband. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
My wife and I have what's known as mixed marriage. I am a Methodist, she is a Muslim. So we're keeping it in the M's. -- Grover Norquist
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change. -- Len Deighton
I have nothing against her, and in fact I'm very fond of my first wife. But we should have ended that marriage eight or 10 years earlier. -- Michael Douglas
What this anger hides is grief ... the reality that his wife didn't value their marriage as much as he did. He realizes it was a mistake. -- David Gill
Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God. -- Russell M. Nelson
By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage. -- William Blackstone
We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time. -- Julia Child
My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer. -- Dana Gould
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. -- Frank Skinner
How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it's private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business. -- Robin Gibb
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical. -- Jerry Seinfeld
You surely know that in the course of a long marriage it is not unusual for a husband or a wife to develop a crush on someone else. -- Elizabeth Strout
Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites! -- Manasa Rao Saarloos
Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage. -- Hesiod
A marriage that isn't built around the Cross will be devoid of grace, mercy, and humility that come when both husband and wife recognize their need for a savior. -- John R.W. Stott

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