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Chris Rock is a very funny man. -- Willie Geist
A rich man's joke is always funny. -- Thomas Edward Brown
Life doesn't get easier but it does get funnier. -- Katy Manning
There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading. -- Chris Pratt
It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man. -- Steven Hill
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man. -- Bill Hader
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. -- Ronald Knox
For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. -- Jilly Cooper
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. -- Ernest Hemingway
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. -- Frank Carson
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. -- Billy Eichner
The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. -- Rob Thomas
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. -- Richard Simmons
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. -- Sarah Silverman
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. -- Cat Deeley
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. -- Maura Tierney
Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. -- Doris Kearns Goodwin
I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. -- Michael Bergin
Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him. -- Patsy Kensit
Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older. -- Tippi Hedren
A rich man's joke is always funny. -- Thomas Edward Brown
Money is what makes a man act funny. -- Eminem
Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny. -- Adam McKay
Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. -- Ronald Knox
You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man. -- Jamie Foxx
Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. -- Rob Brydon
[Kaz] is a great scholar, very funny - a true man of no rank! -- Joan Halifax
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. -- W. C. Fields
I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny. -- Lake Bell
As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad -- Rhod Gilbert
I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else. -- Rowan Atkinson
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man. -- Judd Nelson
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. -- Robert Frost
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. -- Mae West
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. -- James M. Barrie
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. -- Linda Kozlowski
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet.Oh real funny. Tease the blind man. ~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 -- Maria V. Snyder
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet." "Oh real funny. Tease the blind man." ~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 -- Maria V. Snyder
The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one's naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience. -- Harold Lloyd
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color. -- George Best
In black comedic culture, there's always been a thing about "Man, I ain't gotta wear a dress to be funny!" But I've done it. -- Jamie Foxx
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. -- Martha Plimpton
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. -- Jonathan Winters
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. -- Christian Bale
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. -- Mike Myers
The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of the pranks from these guys. -- Clark Gregg
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. -- David Ogden Stiers
Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny. -- Mila Kunis
The fact is I'm choosy, but mainly about a man's character. He has to be interesting, funny and clever. I don't even mind if he's not very good-looking. -- Agyness Deyn
Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man. -- Matthew McConaughey
Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man. -- Monica Crowley

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