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In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me. -- Portia de Rossi
Don't criticize in the sack. Discuss constructively later. -- Ruth Westheimer
Harvester might have a halo, but dear, sweet Lord, she was no angel in the sack. Awesome. -- Larissa Ione
Caryl Churchill is a writer of some note, but in the sack, she makes me explain everything. -- Sam Shepard
Niggas tried to holla, but couldn't holla back Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sack. -- DMX
He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse. -- Josh Lanyon
For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac. -- Paul Newman
The cat is in the sack, but the sack is not closed. The cat is in it, but it's open...and it's a wild cat. -- Giovanni Trapattoni
In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me -- Portia de Rossi
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A sack that can contain a person's greed...doesn't exist in this world. If your hearts not content, no matter how much you put in the sack, it's never enough. -- Seo Do-young
How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows -- Alex Morritt
Has anyone ever told you," I said, "that you coalesce reality?" "No. They only say that I'm good in the sack." "They are accurate but limited," I said. "And if you give me their names I'll kill them. -- Robert B. Parker
I have established the semaphore of Suprematism. I have beaten the lining of the colored sky, torn it away and in the sack that formed itself, I have put color and knotted it. Swim! The free white sea, infinity, lies before you. -- Kazimir Malevich
And yet there was something about his strength, his arrogance, his sheer size that got under my skin. He probably couldn't even spell vanilla. He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse. -- Josh Lanyon
There's always hope. You can lose everything else in the world, but Jews never lose hope. -- Jonathan Sacks
The safest course for public officials is simply to throw all of the money in a sack. -- Dave Freudenthal
The first band I was in, I think was called The Strangers. I got the sack because I was too small! -- Noel Redding
In virtually every Western society in the 1960s there was a moral revolution, an abandonment of its entire traditional ethic of self-restraint. -- Jonathan Sacks
The world we build tomorrow is born in the stories we tell our children today. Politics moves the pieces. Education changes the game. -- Jonathan Sacks
While everyone else is thinking about economics and politics, executive salaries and the future of the euro, do the opposite, even if it's hard. Invest in the spirit. -- Jonathan Sacks
In an ecology of love, people can relate in trust and face the future without fear. They do not need to play it safe. They can take uncertainty in their stride. -- Jonathan Sacks
In her religious role, the Queen is head of the Church of England, but in her civic role she cares for all her subjects, and no one is better at making everyone she meets feel valued. -- Jonathan Sacks
Europe today is the most secular region in the world. Europe is the only region in the world experiencing population decline. Wherever you turn today the more religious the community, the larger on average are their families. -- Jonathan Sacks
The faith religious believers have in God is small compared to the faith people put in politicians, knowing how many times they have been disappointed in the past but still insisting that this time it will be different. -- Jonathan Sacks
We do not always appreciate the role the Queen has played in one of the most significant changes in the past 60 years: the transformation of Britain into a multi-ethnic, multi-faith society. No one does interfaith better than the Royal family, and it starts with the Queen herself. -- Jonathan Sacks
I'm gonna give them the advice that I always took myself, that it's better to get to know somebody before you jump into the sack with them. Because then if you jump into the sack and fall in love, and you liked them already, you're home free. -- Pia Zadora
I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch. -- Jose Mourinho
When a Cabinet Minister who is sacked for telling lies is re-appointed, in the face of every constitutional convention, only for the same man to be sacked again from the same Cabinet for the same offence by the same Prime Minister no wonder the public are cynical about politics. -- William Hague
In the post-enlightenment Europe of the 19th century the highest authority was no longer the Church. Instead it was science. Thus was born racial anti-Semitism, based on two disciplines regarded as science in their day - the 'scientific study of race' and the Social Darwinism of Herbert Spencer and Ernst Haeckel. -- Jonathan Sacks
You don't want to be that parent - the one who dresses his kid in a cloth sack when all the other kids are in Armani cloth sacks - especially in a time like ours, when materialism is not only rampant and ascendant but is fast becoming the only game in town. -- George Saunders
Stabilizing the euro is one thing, healing the culture that surrounds it is another. A world in which material values are everything and spiritual values nothing is neither a stable state nor a good society. The time has come for us to recover the Judeo-Christian ethic of human dignity in the image of God. -- Jonathan Sacks
Touch was important. The evening of the Third of July we would go around the neighborhood and look at the fireworks others had bought, taking them out of the brown paper sack and handling them cautiously as if they were precious stones. There was envy when we saw sacks with more in them than we had. -- Paul Engle
We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a paper sack. So I took all the stuff back to the bus. I put the sack in my lap and opened it, and a live iguana jumped out of the sack and onto my shirt. I screamed like a little girl! -- Blake Shelton
Everyone thinks his sack heaviest. -- George Herbert
Everybody's got a sack of rocks. -- Elaine Stritch
Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You've become a morlock. -- Jeaniene Frost
Covetousness bursts the sack and spills the grain. -- Walter Scott
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes -- Jim Butcher
A 10-pound sack of potatoes lasts a long time. -- Octavia E. Butler
It's good tying the sack before it be full. -- George Herbert
Honor and profit lie not all in one sack. -- George Herbert
You can't divide a business like a sack of apples. -- Edward Bernds
When posh boys get into trouble they sack the servants. -- Dennis Skinner
life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack. -- Anne Sexton
I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will. -- Tre Cool
To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure... -- Odo of Cluny
A definition is a sack of flour compressed into a thimble -- Remy de Gourmont
Unless the chairman decides to sack me, I won't be quitting. -- Carlton Palmer
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival. -- Scott Adams
When results aren't good the manager gets the sack, that's the game. -- Roy Keane
Actually, the Department of Transport were at one stage going to sack me. -- David Prowse
Better to have a single perfect diamond than a sack of flawed stones. -- Erin Morgenstern
(Everyday life is like a sack: with holes. And you carry it anyway.) -- Marina Tsvetaeva
I like to win; I like to compete; I like to sack the quarterback. -- Jason Babin
Kill, Destroy, Sack, Tell lie; how much you want after victory nobody asks why? -- Adolf Hitler
Trouble follows me wherever I go. Thing I'm in is just a sack o'woe. -- Jon Hendricks
The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see. -- Jeph Jacques
Truly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves. -- Berthold Auerbach
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack. -- Robert Jordan
I look for people who work to solve problems and help colleagues, I sack politicians. -- Lou Gerstner
Honour and profit lie not in one sacke. [Honour and profit lie not in one sack.] -- George Herbert
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either -- Demetri Martin
Literature is not a sack race. There aren't real winners and losers in the Republic of Letters. -- Charles Baxter
Without imagination, writing is a stack of lumber, a sack of nails, and a locked tool shed. -- Michael J. Kannengieser
A person is full of sorrow the way a burlap sack is full of stones or sand. -- Jane Hirshfield
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. -- Jon Stewart
I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater. -- Rick Rude
death that tears away clumps of us folks, stuffs thousands of the living, freshly plucked into its sack. -- Erri De Luca
I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas. -- Gary Barlow
Here I stand, hobbled in a sack of doom, determined to tear out of it, knowing that I will. -- Kate Simon
A writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff. -- Tony Hillerman
Lord Cranborne told the leader of the opposition to 'back me or sack me' - he succeeded in doing both. -- Tony Blair
Scars are not injuries, Tanner Sack. A scar is a healing. After injury, a scar is what makes you whole. -- China Mieville
Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes. -- Arthur Schopenhauer
Friends, I was pretty sure, lift their friends up; they don't weigh them down like a sack full of stones -- Dana Reinhardt
The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. -- Kathryn Hahn
in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning. -- Jilly Cooper
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but paranoia was what tied it up in a sack and buried it in wet concrete. -- Kate Griffin
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack. -- Frankie Boyle
An open sack hides nothing, And an open door hides little, but an open man is surely hiding something. lini is quoted by Nynaeve. -- Robert Jordan
The spectrum on the list is very broad. It includes leftists who think that whiny liberals should be stuffed in a sack and drowned. -- Alan Bradley
When I vacate this sack of old bones I won't care what you do with it. Bury or burn it but don't make much fuss. -- Wilbur Smith
I like to win, I like to compete and I like to sack the quarterback. I imagine there's a team out there looking for that. -- Jason Babin
Are you a fun-loving Tigger or a sad-sack Eeyore? Pick a camp. I think it's clear where I stand on the great Tigger/Eeyore debate! -- Randy Pausch
The worst of all hobbies are those that people think they can get money at. They shoot their money down like corn out of a sack then. -- George Eliot
A good sherris-sack hath a twofold operation in it. It ascends me into the brain,... makes it apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of nimble, fiery, and delectable shapes. -- William Shakespeare
I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night. -- Frank Carson
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time." -- Gisele Bundchen
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time. -- Gisele Bundchen
He treated me like a son and I let him down. I must take some responsibility for him getting the sack. I regret letting him down so much. -- Kieron Dyer
Strife brings all things into being on her battlefield. This I know. I have been there many times," says Vashanka, lord of sack and pillage. "I have died before. -- Janet Morris
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My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes. -- Thom Yorke
I can remember standing in a W.P.A. line with a gunny sack, and I remember having to buy chocolate milk instead of white because it was one cent cheaper. -- Jerry Buss
Summer ends now; now, barbarous in beauty, the Stooks arise Around; up above, what wind-walks! what lovely behavior Of silk-sack clouds! Has wilder, willful-waiver Meal-drift molded ever and melted across skies? -- Gerard Manley Hopkins
I wrote five issues of that and got the sack. Actually, they paid me for eight, but they changed their minds about the direction and threw three issues out the window. -- Eddie Campbell
(Talon pulled another beignet from the sack and held it up for her to eat.) That stuff is hazardous to your health. (Sunshine) Baby, life is hazardous to your health. (Talon) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Of course most people underestimate the warrior characteristics of the Anglo-Saxon and Norman peoples anyway. It takes a heap of piety to keep a Viking from wanting to go sack a city. -- Jerry Pournelle
All the people you have killed, all the lies you have told have come back to haunt you and the best thing the Labour Party can do is sack you tomorrow morning. -- George Galloway
Contemporary politics is all about phony energy, about running around slamming doors for the sake of it-or, more to the point, opening them and tossing through a huge sack of taxpayer dollars. -- Mark Steyn
What happens style wise behind closed doors, in your home, shouldn't be incidental. Home isn't just where you stow your things or sack out for the night. It should be your private escape. -- Rachel Zoe
Iris Johansen's lovers weathered the sack of city states and the vagaries of the French Revolution; Judith McNaught's heroines endured amnesia, social ostracism and misunderstandings so big they deserved their own ZIP code. -- Lauren Willig
Sustainability is now a big baggy sack in which people throw all kinds of old ideas, hot air and dodgy activities in order to be able to greenwash their products and feel good. -- Kevin McCloud
We sack, we ransack to the utmost sands Of native kingdoms, and of foreign lands: We travel sea and soil; we pry, and prowl, We progress, and we prog from pole to pole. -- Francis Quarles
Chili, spice of red Thursday, which is the day of reckoning. Day which invites us to pick up the sack of our existence and shake it inside out. Day of suicide, day of murder. -- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes. -- Alexander McQueen
I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef. -- Brian Posehn
A fact is like a sack which won't stand up if it's empty. In order that it may stand up, one has to put into it the reason and sentiment which caused it to exist. -- Luigi Pirandello

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