Kate Griffin quotes:

The whole calamity would be in one of those police reports that D. B. Sinclair and his concerned citizens filed carefully under T for Things at the back of a locked filing cabinet in the vehicle-licensing centre a day before a bonfire got accidentally out of control.

You know how it is -- you get older, you get wiser, you start to ask yourself 'is it any use being able to summon creatures of the nether deeps when I could be watching BBC 4?

Make me a shadow on the wall.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but paranoia was what tied it up in a sack and buried it in wet concrete.