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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. -- Emo Philips
Actually, Keke is my nickname. When I was little, my sister was about four years old, and she had an imaginary friend named Keke. And she wanted my name to be Keke. -- Keke Palmer
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael. -- Niall Horan
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head. -- Lee Ryan
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. -- Blaise Pascal
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend. -- Richard Jeni
Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him. -- Paula Abdul
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. -- George Carlin
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies. -- Brian Posehn
I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend. -- Emo Philips
If you're going to war over religion, now you're just getting into a fight over who has the better imaginary friend. -- Richard Jeni
I still think most writers are just kids who refuse to grow up. We're still playing imaginary games, with our imaginary friends. -- Ian Rankin
I feel like everyone I meet is an imaginary friend. I don't know. The older I get the more I wonder what's real. -- Ethan Hawke
Here's what I love: I love sitting at my desk, staring at the blank screen, and beginning that conversation with my imaginary friends. -- Brad Meltzer
Talking to people makes me feel like sleeping. Only my ghostly and imaginary friends, only the conversations I have in my dreams, are genuinely real and substantial. -- Fernando Pessoa
Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon. -- Ann Patchett
Growing up as a chubby kid with a ton of imaginary friends and a Cyndi Lauper obsession, I learned about rejection early on and was constantly trying to avoid it. -- Beth Ditto
Have you seen a unicorn in the woods?" "I imagine that's next," Jared muttered. "Right," said Holly. "Well. If the unicorn is pink, about two feet tall, with a sparkly mane, we'll know my imaginary friend is real too. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
I never had an imaginary friend, just imaginary circumstances. I was so into the Indiana Jones movies and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones. -- Pedro Pascal
I never wore a stich of make-up until I got to America. I lived in a world of fantasy it was made up of imaginary friends and make believe lovers. I was also teased a lot for being different because I was shy, solitary, distant and melancholic. -- Pamela Anderson
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church. -- Jimmy Carr
All the literati keep An imaginary friend. -- W. H. Auden
All the literati keep at least one imaginary friend. -- Joseph Brodsky
what is an imaginary friend? are there also imaginary enemies? -- Lynda Barry
Mandy would much rather have imaginary friends who were real than real friends who were imaginary. -- Rebecca McNutt
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do. -- Penn Jillette
I've always had a really active imagination. Lots of kids have imaginary friends. Mine just took on a rather demonic form. -- Claire Danes
I think having imaginary friends is an amazing coping mechanism. It's pretty wonderful, and it makes a lot of sense to me. -- K. A. Applegate
I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
I didn't have an imaginary friend, and even if I did I'm sure it would have been derivative of something I saw on television. -- Dan Santat
I had an imaginary friend. I don't know when I stopped having an imaginary friend, but my mom and everybody in my family remembers it pretty good. It's definitely true. -- CC Sabathia
That's what's so great about my job. I get paid to do what got me in trouble in grade school space out and play with my imaginary friends. In terms of Isaac, when the time's right. -- Jonathan Kellerman
The two favorite episodes of 'Lost' that Adam and I wrote were 'Dave,' which was where Hurley has an imaginary friend, and 'Trisha Tanaka is Dead,' where Hurley finds a van and starts it. -- Edward Kitsis
Imaginary friends are one of the weirder forms of pretend play in childhood. But the research shows that imaginary friends actually help children understand the other people around them and imagine all the many ways that people could be. -- Alison Gopnik
I think I was a shy kid. I grew up without television. I had a dog, and we lived up in the White Mountains in the summer, and I had no friends up there. And I would just go play hide-and-seek with my dog and probably had some imaginary friends. -- Dan Brown
Even the very youngest children already are perfectly able to discriminate between the imaginary and the real, whether in books or movies or in their own pretend play. Children with the most elaborate and beloved imaginary friends will gently remind overenthusiastic adults that these companions are, after all, just pretend. -- Alison Gopnik
When I was a kid, I was always going to bed creating a story, and that was the birth of filmmaking for me. I would like going to the dream-state by telling the story to someone else in my mind. That was my imaginary friend; it was an imaginary audience listening to my story. -- Denis Villeneuve
I took my first acting class at age 6 because I found out that's what Carol Burnett was doing - acting. Also she had an imaginary friend as a kid and went to UCLA, two things we have in common. I will always admire her and hope one day, I can make someone laugh a fraction as hard as she's made me bellyache. -- Christine Lakin
Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn't mind, but some of the people are world leaders. -- Dylan Moran
I really loved animals when I was little - my friend and I had an imaginary vet's office; we would mime doing surgery on animals. We treated more injuries than illnesses - fixing with a baby bear with a broken leg, removing a tumor. Of course, our surgeries would take about five seconds; that's how good we were. -- Hannah Murray
A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops. -- Teresa Medeiros
You're brave. You are the bravest person I know, and you are my friend. I don't care if you are imaginary. -- Neil Gaiman
At some point I believe one has to stop holding back for fear of alienating some imaginary reader or real relative or friend, and come out with personal truth. -- May Sarton
Bubba was the one person who wouldn't even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an "imaginary" friend. Heck, he'd probably bring one of his own out to play, too. ~Nick -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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