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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. -- Agnes Repplier
I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. -- Megyn Kelly
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. -- Allen Klein
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. -- Carlos Ponce
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. -- Eminem
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. -- Chevy Chase
Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot. -- Peter Dinklage
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. -- Margaret Cho
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. -- Selma Blair
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. -- Bert Williams
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy. -- Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine. -- Rainn Wilson
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed. -- Arlo Guthrie
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. -- Katie Price
Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing. -- Kara Walker
Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure. -- Marlee Matlin
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. -- Joaquin Phoenix
I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out. -- Logan Henderson
My dad has a dry, deadpan sense of humor, and my mom has an unexpected, wacky take on things. They really encouraged laughing at ourselves and the weirdness of situations that come up growing up in politics. -- Kristin Gore
I can't fall apart every time I mention that my mother's gone. I actually laugh about stories or things or situations. Of course there's a wound that will never be patched up, but I approach it with humor. Of course, I don't overlook it and go straight for the humor, but I think we have to have humor to move forward. -- Colman Domingo
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. -- Steven Wright
Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. -- Bill Mauldin
If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now. -- Christine Feehan
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. -- Langston Hughes
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brown
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. -- Joss Whedon
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death. -- Dov Davidoff
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? -- Bob Hope
I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us? -- Rebecca Miller
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. -- Robin Williams
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves. -- Alice Childress
When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. -- Bill Mauldin
Wisdom is for statues. Humor uncaps our inhibitions, unleashes our energies, seals friendships, patches hurts. Laughing is probably the most alive you can be. -- James Wolcott
A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps. -- Jill Abramson
I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. -- Jennifer Garner
Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling. -- Naomi Weisstein

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