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  • Where the grass is greener, the water bill is bigger. -- Rick Warren
  • If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn! -- Michael Beckwith
  • The grass is greener where you water it- not always on the other side! -- Kim Kardashian
  • If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it. -- Fred Allen
  • When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking! -- Mark Grace
  • If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. -- Debbie Macomber
  • Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence? -- Teresa Bloomingdale
  • It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time. -- Laura Fraser
  • If the grass is greener on the other side it`s probably getting better care. Success is a matter of sticking to a set of common sense principles anyone can master. -- Earl Nightingale
  • I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people." -- Aisha Tyler
  • Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. If you talk to most artists, they think they can play something, you know, "If I had stayed playing football in high school, if I had been doing basketball..." Everybody's got their fantasies and thinks the grass is greener. It's not. It's not. -- Ice Cube
  • In New York the sky is bluer, and the grass is greener, and the girls are prettier, and the steaks are thicker, and the buildings are higher, and the streets are wider, and the air is finer, than the sky, or the grass, or the girls, or the steaks, or the air of any place else in the world. -- Edna Ferber
  • The contract stuff just happens to be a coincidence to me. I always play every game as if my back is against the wall. That's always something that has been good to me since high school. A lot of people believe the grass is greener on the other side, but I'm not one of those people. It wouldn't be my choice to leave, but the Seahawks know that. -- Shaun Alexander
  • I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy. -- Joe Buck
  • Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you're going to have to mow that side too. -- Joyce Meyer
  • Even if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, keep to your own side; it's where you belong. There you can plant your own grass and tend to it. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
  • Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence. -- Douglas Adams
  • Everybody always thinks the grass is always greener. -- Patrick Ewing
  • The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant. -- Jeff Rich
  • What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball. -- Bill Shankly
  • Don't sit and wish for some ideal; the grass is not always greener with the big house and cars and artwork. -- Jonathan Coleman
  • Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth! -- Casper Van Dien
  • People often ask me whether I prefer theater or film, and the answer is that I prefer the one I'm not doing: The grass is always greener. -- Helen Mirren
  • I think what's cool about a body-switching movie is, 'The grass is always greener:' the idea that someone else has a better life than I do. -- Jim Rash
  • The miracle of light pours over the green and brown expanse of saw grass and of water, shining and slowly moving, the grass and water that is the meaning and the central fact of the Everglades. It is a river of grass. -- Marjory Stoneman Douglas
  • My weekends are spent hidden in the woods, and then I have to come back and pretend to be this very upper-crust insurance investigator. But, I mean, duality's nice. You never get bored. You can't say the grass is always greener if you're in both backyards. -- Hilarie Burton
  • Because of the grass and open face, I take one more club for shots from the rough, unless the ball is sitting on top of dry grass. Then, I use more loft and swing softer, trying to hit it about 70 percent to avoid a flyer over the green. -- Ernie Els
  • When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies. -- Zach Galifianakis
  • The grass is always greener on the other side. We are busy applying fairness creams while people in the West go bare-bodied on the beach to get a tan. Indian girls have ruled the roost when it comes to beauty pageants. I flaunt my complexion, and I am proud to be noticed as an Indian wherever I go. -- Shilpa Shetty
  • Politicians all over the world cater to domestic vote banks. They will spend only on what their constituents want. So unless there is a grass root green movement in a nation the politicians will not be willing to spend money on curbing emissions. More awareness is needed amongst the people to effect the real change in how governments spend. -- Wilbur Smith
  • I guess the grass is always greener elsewhere. -- Gilles Marini
  • The grass isn't always greener on the other side! -- Ricky Gervais
  • The grass is always greener over the septic tank. -- Erma Bombeck
  • The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. -- Craig Benzine
  • A single gentle rain makes the grass many shades greener. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf. -- Nicky Gumbel
  • Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor. -- Saru Singhal
  • A single gentle rain makes the grass many shades greener. So our prospects brighten . . . -- Mary E. Pearson
  • Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor. -- Groucho Marx
  • The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. -- R. K. Milholland
  • If the grass on the other side of the fence is greener, try watering your side. -- Ernie J Zelinski
  • But the grass ain't always greener on the other side, It's green where you water it -- Justin Bieber
  • The grass is not always greener on the other side. You learn to appreciate these people. -- Kevin Durant
  • The park grass looked greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying harder. -- Charles Bukowski
  • The park grass looked greener, the park benches looked better and the flowers were trying harder." -- Charles Bukowski
  • I got my best foot forward onto greener grass, cause there ain't no future living in the past. -- Black Hawk
  • When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard! -- Craig Groeschel
  • The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered. -- Robert Fulghum
  • The grass isn't always greener on the other side. I start off kind of in love and then I leave love and I'm single. -- Miguel
  • The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead. -- Jim Cornette
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