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Twitter... can ruin your life. -- Rita Ora
I don't use Twitter. I'm a serious person. -- Paolo Sorrentino
Twitter? No, I'd rather use phone and texts. -- Domenico Dolce
Twitter's popularity and usefulness are mysteries to me. -- David Harsanyi
I don't do Twitter because I don't want to talk about myself more than I already have to. -- Kit Harington
I got Twitter identity theft. -- Elizabeth Banks
Twitter's probably my bad habit. -- Nicola Sturgeon
Twitter is the Devil's playground. -- Albert Brooks
I'm not a fan of Twitter. -- Alan Cumming
Twitter is crack for media addicts, -- George Packer
Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee! -- David Tennant
Twitter is part of our social fabric -- Joel Comm
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I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter. -- Chrissy Teigen
I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to. -- Jen Kirkman
I love when people on Twitter give advice. -- Jake Johnson
I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account. -- Dev Patel
The potential for Twitter is spectacular and great. -- Al-Waleed bin Talal
She's taking pictures! Maryse, put it on Twitter! -- Josh Mathews
Twitter is more a cultural than a technological change. -- Chris Sacca
Twitter is my main tool for ensuring news balance. -- Ethan Zuckerman
Twitter isn't a social network, it's an information network. -- Evan Williams
Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. -- E.A. Bucchianeri
There is now a scourge that is called Twitter -- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
I don't Twitter, I don't MyFace, I don't Yearbook, -- Bill Belichick
Life is like Twitter: nobody wants to sign off. -- Paulo Coelho
Twitter, for all its good, is a hate amplifier. -- Kathy Sierra
I love Twitter; I'm on Twitter quite a lot. -- Nick Frost
Blogging and traditional media work together. Twitter complements traditional media. -- Evan Williams
You don't get fewer followers saying outrageous stuff on Twitter. -- Van Jones
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled! -- Dennis Miller
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. -- Mark Batterson
I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair. -- Lena Dunham
I don't Twitter, although sometimes I think that I should. -- Parker Posey
I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world. -- Ilana Glazer
I personally never got the gist of Facebook and Twitter. -- Helena Bonham Carter
Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose, -- Jonathan Franzen
I have a Twitter handle, but I never sign on. -- Adepero Oduye
I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is. -- Katey Sagal
Twitter is the limit of me putting myself out there. -- Matthew Lewis
The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me. -- Maisie Williams
I'm not going to go on Twitter and rant about something. -- Ansel Elgort
Twitter is definitely not the place to handle business per se. -- Miguel
Had Twitter been invented earlier, my books would have been shorter. -- Tom Peters
Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter. -- Zach Woodlee
If Shakespeare were alive today, he might be writing on Twitter. -- Ai Weiwei
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. -- Kyle Kinane
I think Twitter has brought something totally new to the table. -- Biz Stone
I fell in love with Twitter. Fathers, lock up your deadlines. -- David Edelstein
With Facebook and Twitter, everyone wants to publicize their innermost truths. -- Chris Pine
Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off. -- Woody Allen
My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life. -- Kevin Hart
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter. -- Rob Delaney
Twitter, Facebook and YouTube have to respect the Turkish Republic's laws -- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Twitter is a blessing and a curse at the same time. -- Ashley Wagner
I read Twitter all the time, even though I rarely tweet. -- will.i.am
I'm always inspired by people who have really cool Twitter profiles. -- Charlie Puth
I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter -- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
I've never considered joining Twitter, nor do I know why anybody would. -- Nick Saban
I always find something interesting on Twitter that leads me somewhere else. -- Kara Swisher
Twitter. Honestly, that's all I really have to say to explain insanity. -- Corey Taylor
I'm active on Twitter, and I love my iPad and my Kindle. -- Evgeny Morozov
We can't have a Twitter president. This is serious stuff, this governing. -- Charles Schumer
Twitter is my happy place. I am not there to overthink 140 characters. -- Roxane Gay
Twitter, Facebook, Google + are the trifecta of marketing for authors (and bloggers). -- Guy Kawasaki
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.. -- E.A. Bucchianeri
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. -- Andy Borowitz
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. -- Rob Delaney
I have lots of support on Twitter and I think it's great. -- Jessica-Jane Applegate
With Twitter, it's as easy to unfollow as it is to follow. -- Biz Stone
Can't say no one makes money from Twitter now. The NBA does. -- Mark Cuban
What is Twitter?' has always been a tough question to answer. -- Evan Williams
You get reactions and you connect to people and I love Twitter. -- Lena Dunham
Twitter is a place where there is extreme vitriol at all times. -- Trevor Noah
Want more Twitter followers? Take care of the ones you have FIRST! -- Laura Fitton
Before Twitter or Facebook, all the fandom that I knew about was anecdotal. -- Rob Thomas
If you use it intelligently, Twitter can be a form of engineered serendipity. -- Jason Silva
It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation -- Gary Vaynerchuk
Everybody think they're famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter. -- Meek Mill
I'm not against Twitter or Facebook. I'm not against anything. Never say never. -- Lily Collins
Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary. -- Mos Def
I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it. -- Landon Liboiron
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. -- Andy Borowitz
Believe it or not, Twitter calms me down. I enjoy interacting with people. -- Lolo Jones
With Facebook and Twitter, we're all our own little publicists in a way. -- Jess Walter
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go? -- Will Ferrell
I actually I don't feel a lot of hate on Twitter very often. -- Grace Phipps
I went from rotary phone to Twitter. And was appalled at the notion. -- Jeff Perry
Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing. -- Vince Vaughn
Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed. -- Dana Gould
I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth. -- Billy Eichner
For the most part, I don't have a Facebook page; I don't Twitter. -- Teddy Sears
Twitter is a real addiction, like the color of it, the process of it. -- Earl Sweatshirt
I don't know if I've learned anything about people, but I've learned about Twitter. -- Martha Plimpton
He can't take back what he said on Twitter, that he will fight me. -- Sergio Martinez
Twitter is most suitable for me. In the Chinese language, 140 characters is a novella, -- Ai Weiwei
I continue to shun, in a very curmudgeonly fashion, things like Twitter and Facebook. -- Julia Glass
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I think Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are the cornerstones of any social media strategy. -- Chad Hurley
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! -- E.A. Bucchianeri
I have a Facebook page for me and my friends and a Twitter page. -- Maisie Williams
Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones. -- Meg Wolitzer
Just because someone uses Twitter doesn't mean they shouldn't use WordPress, and vice versa. -- Matt Mullenweg
I often wish that folks would use Twitter for something more than sharing quotes -- Steve Tanner
In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. -- David Harsanyi
I dont spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. -- Tahar Rahim
I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense. -- Kiernan Shipka
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. -- Bill Kaulitz
They came to me with this case of Twitter ignoring case of smeared housewife -- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
When you've got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes. -- Matt Cutts
I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email. -- Diablo Cody
I breeze through Twitter - I look at the mentions, the pictures, the videos. -- Adam Lambert
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. -- Chad Hurley
Twitter is an amazing thing, because people follow each other and they can make friends. -- Courtney Love
I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher. -- Michelle Dockery
I think Twitter is the future of communications and Square will be the payment network. -- Jack Dorsey
I have a Twitter and have followers from all over the world. It's pretty overwhelming. -- Dot Jones
I would consider...Google Plus a push technology. It's closer to Twitter than to Facebook. -- Guy Kawasaki
When you have critics filing on Twitter, it leaves no time for thought and perspective. -- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation and it's happening with or without you. -- Charlene Li

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