Kyle Kinane quotes:

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.

I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.

In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.

Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'

I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.

I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.