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I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo. -- Billy Crystal
Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo -- Kurt Vonnegut
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. -- Dean Martin
You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog. -- Bob Parsons
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. -- Charlie Sheen
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? -- George Gobel
You say I sucked at the Oscars. I was a genius at the Oscars. That was experimental tuxedo sleep art. -- James Franco
Take opera for example - to go to the opera you have to dress up in a tuxedo and pay lots of money. -- Wim Wenders
I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing. -- George Carlin
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I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, because it was a nightclub and that was the thing to do. -- Tom Jones
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions. -- David Mazzucchelli
One of the things that defines a country song for me is that it's honest. It's not putting on a tuxedo to go eat at the Burger King. It's about a song being emotionally true to itself. -- Kristian Bush
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo. -- Rita Rudner
I'm not comfortable with walking the red carpet in a tuxedo and seeing all the women with their boobs pushed up and all the men dressed as penguins - particularly when the subject of your film is the nature of violence and humanity. -- William Hurt
She smiled. "I need your opinion," she said. "What do you think about something sleeveless for this weekend? With a cinched waist and a medium train?" I brought my hand to my chin and considered this. "Sounds okay," I said. "But I think I'd look better in a tuxedo. -- Nicholas Sparks
Just like girls need to learn to be comfortable in heels before they go out in them for the first time, a man should try wearing a suit throughout a normal day. I do most things in a suit-and sometimes even in a tuxedo-and so I'm really comfortable in one. -- Tom Ford
When Hale's hand disappeared inside his tuxedo jacket, Macey wasn't exactly sure what he'd find inside the pocket. It could have been another phone or a breath mint. Really, nothing would have surprised her. Well nothing except... "Is that an earbud?" she whispered. He smiled. "Are you on comms?" "Shhh," he told her softly. -- Ally Carter
New Year's Eve. It's a promise of a night. Single, married or widowed, in love, loveless or lovelorn, we all leave our apartments and pick through snow in high heels, or descend subway stairs in tuxedos, lured to wherever we're going--whether we know it or not, would deny it or not--by the kiss of a stranger. -- Jardine Libaire
I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned. -- Robert Pattinson
The Upper Bohemia people wore tuxedos in an art gallery, and Lower Bohemia was all of us. -- David Amram
We are combining elements like tuxedos and workwear, for contrast; some looks also are based on 30s-era inspirations. -- Renzo Rosso
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos. -- Shia LaBeouf

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