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  • Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not. -- James Russell Lowell
  • Thank God I'm an atheist. -- Luis Bunuel
  • I just thank God for all of the blessings. -- James Brown
  • God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends. -- Addison Mizner
  • Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. -- Walt Whitman
  • It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. -- George S. Patton
  • First, I have to thank God for giving me the gift that he did as well as a second chance for a better life. -- Oksana Baiul
  • Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. -- Joan Rivers
  • Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.. -- Richard Nelson Bolles
  • I'm still an atheist, thank God. -- Luis Bunuel
  • Every morning I wake up and thank God. -- Aaron Neville
  • Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience. -- Lexa Doig
  • I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • I will thank God for the day and the moment I have. -- Jim Valvano
  • If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
  • I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered. -- Jean Ingelow
  • Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. -- Josh Billings
  • Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. -- Garrison Keillor
  • I thank God for my handicaps. For through them, I have found myself, my work and my God. -- Helen Keller
  • I prayed, thanking God, for making it all possible for me, because I knew where I came from. -- Thomas Hearns
  • We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient. -- Golda Meir
  • Were there no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts, and no one to thank. -- Christina Rossetti
  • Happy moments, PRAISE GOD Difficult moments, SEEK GOD Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD Painful moments, TRUST GOD Every moment, THANK GOD -- Rick Warren
  • Thank God I arrived the day before yesterday, the first of the month, at this port of San Diego, truly a fine one, and not without reason called famous. -- Junipero Serra
  • Those who thank God much are the truly wealthy. So our inner happiness depends not on what we experience but on the degree of our gratitude to God, whatever the experience. -- Albert Schweitzer
  • How much would our churches be transformed if each of us made it a practice to thank God for others and then to tell those others what it is about them that we thank God for? -- D. A. Carson
  • When the unwelcome little unborn shall have seen the light my brain will be lightened, and I shall have a clearer mind. Thank God that even this weary nine months shall come to an end and leave me in possession of my own body and my own soul. -- Julia Ward Howe
  • I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, 'Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit. -- Helen Mirren
  • So many times, people told me I can't do this or can't do that. My nature is that I don't listen very well. I'm very determined, and I believe in myself. My parents brought me up that way. Thank God for that. I don't let anything stand in my way. -- Chantal Sutherland
  • Thank God for baseball. -- Mickey Mantle
  • Thank God for wisecracks. -- Jim Butcher
  • Thank God, it's over. -- Neil Cusack
  • Thank God for Botox. -- Bonnie Tyler
  • Thank God for Skype! -- Andy Serkis
  • Thank God for Darwin, eh? -- Bill Bailey
  • Thank God for imminent doomsday. -- Jim Butcher
  • Thank God for the journey. -- James Brown
  • Thank God for the theater. -- Raul Julia
  • Thank God for your mother. -- David O. Selznick
  • Thank God for unanswered prayers. -- Garth Brooks
  • Thank God for little miracles, right? -- Michael Bergin
  • Thank God and Greyhound you're gone. -- Roy Clarke
  • Thank God there aren't 1.6 billion Trumps. -- Edward Leigh
  • Thank God I'm not a Jungian. -- Carl Jung
  • The Guns, Thank God, The Guns... -- Rudyard Kipling
  • Thank God kids never mean well -- Lily Tomlin
  • Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish. -- Rachel Caine
  • Thank God for my hobgoblin, small-minded consistency... -- Kate Christensen
  • Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes. -- Jeffree Star
  • Thank God even crazy dreams come true -- Carrie Underwood
  • Thank God for what doesn't need healing. -- Joan Z. Borysenko
  • Thank God my best friend's a therapist. -- Amanda Palmer
  • Thank God, I also am an American! -- Daniel Webster
  • Thank God, I am still an atheist. -- Luis Bunuel
  • Thank God for forgiveness of my sins. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
  • Thank God I have done my duty. -- Horatio Nelson
  • Thank God for a few free waves. -- Miki Dora
  • Thank God for you, Ender. Thank God. -- Orson Scott Card
  • Thank God in advance for what's already yours. -- Denzel Washington
  • Thank God for the white male power structure. -- Daniel von Bargen
  • Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. -- Adolf Hitler
  • Thank God, they cannot cut down the clouds! -- Henry David Thoreau
  • Thank God I found the GOOD in goodbye -- Beyonce Knowles
  • Thank God for the potholes on memory lane. -- Randy Newman
  • Thank God that sow's gone to the butcher. -- Odilo Globocnik
  • Thank God for the solitude of the Sabbath. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
  • Thank God, He doesn't measure out grace in teaspoons. -- Amy Carmichael
  • There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that! -- Jeff Stelling
  • Thank God for his loving kindness and tender mercies. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
  • Thank God for books as an alternative to conversation. -- W. H. Auden
  • Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya. -- Ozzy Osbourne
  • Thank God I'm not too cool for a seatbelt. -- Kanye West
  • Thank God for the Bible, the Word of God. -- Adrian Rogers
  • Thank God, I'll never have to play the cello again. -- Pablo Casals
  • Thank God, men that art greatly guilty are never wise. -- Edmund Burke
  • Thank God she wasn't still hanging out in her underpants. -- Julie James
  • Thank God, He does not measure grace out in teaspoons. -- Amy Carmichael
  • Thank God for the things that I do not own. -- Teresa of Avila
  • Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! -- Christopher Atkins
  • The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' -- Kinky Friedman
  • I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God. -- Robert Pattinson
  • Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative. -- Artie Lange
  • Thank God for the iron in the blood of our fathers -- Theodore Roosevelt
  • Thank God I am deemed worthy to be hated by the world. -- St. Jerome
  • Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God! -- Allen Ginsberg
  • Thank God for some Republican control of one branch of the government. -- Lindsey Graham
  • Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. -- Robert De Niro
  • Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate. -- Eartha Kitt
  • Thank God when he oppresses you, and again when he releases you. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state. -- James K. Polk
  • Thank God for the Saudis and Prince Bandar, and for our Qatari friends, -- John McCain
  • He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, "Thank God. -- Edmond Manning
  • Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed. -- Tracy Letts
  • Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble. -- Eartha Kitt
  • Thank God For Writing, As Now I Can Work Until My Last Breath! -- Latif Mercado
  • Thank God I didn't have my children until I was a little bit older. -- Lauren Holly
  • Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf. -- Arnold Palmer
  • Thank God for books and music and things I can think about."--Charlie Gordon -- Daniel Keyes
  • Thank God for books and music and things I can think about." --Charlie Gordan -- Daniel Keyes
  • Agriculture specialists say our farm production is increasing and will go on increasing. Thank God. -- Vladimir Putin
  • I am happy Because, IFound someoneTo BlameFor mistakesThank God &You mate,You endedMy suffocation.Amen -- Rajesh Nanoo
  • If mistakes determine our worth, then we're all worthless.Thank God that's not the case. -- Andrena Sawyer
  • Thank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time. -- Jay Crownover
  • Thank God for our form of government. The media won't let there be any cover-up. -- John McCain
  • Thank God for theater and film and television and my very, very, very lucky life. -- Jonathan Banks
  • My mother only said: Thank God the scorpion picked on me and spared my children. -- Nissim Ezekiel
  • Thank God for Heaven! - That's where everything will get straightened out and made right! -- David Berg
  • Thank God I had all these family values or who knows where I'd be now. -- Patricia Velasquez
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  • I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Thank God for movie music. It preserves the rich vocabulary in classical music through challenging times. -- Michael Tilson Thomas
  • Thank God I have done my duty. Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub. Kiss me, Hardy. -- Horatio Nelson
  • Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. -- Gena Showalter
  • Thank God for the reality for which we were created, a moment-by-moment communication with God himself. -- Francis Schaeffer
  • I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. -- Les Dawson
  • Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day. -- Phil Gramm
  • Thank God we in Iran have neither the desire nor the need to suffer from democracy. -- Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
  • Sometimes people tell me I'm a good guy. Thank God, I'd probably be a terrible woman -- Cameron Monaghan
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