Addison Mizner quotes:

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

It is my plan to create a city that is direct and simple... To leave out all that is ugly, to eliminate the unnecessary, and to give Florida and the nation a resort city as perfect as study and ideals can make it.

Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.

Poets are born, not paid.

They also swear who only stand and wait.

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him