Jay Crownover quotes:

Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.

Thank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time.

Love isn't perfect. It's hard work and sometimes it's more effort to be in love than it is to just run away. If you keep looking for perfect, the real thing is going to pass right by you.

It was hard to trust someone enough to let them all the way in when I didn't think they deserved to be there. -Cora

A guy has needs, but so does a girl. She just needs the right person to make her hot enough to ask for them to be met.

When the right one comes along, you figure it out. You move mountains, you change your life and you do whatever it takes to keep them with you.

Sometimes things change, because there just isn't any way for them to stay the same.

I don't care what color your hair is, if you're pale or tan, if you have makeup on or just woke up all I care about is that when I look at you, you always look back and see me. You're beautiful inside and out and if you wanted to tattoo all that pretty white skin from head to toe I would be honored to put it there for you but if not I'll take you all smooth and milky white any chance I get.

My home is a little more complicated than coordinates on a map.

The fact that so many of my friends were stumbling headfirst into their happily-ever-after gave my tired heart hope that I couldn't be far behind.

Relationships are not tailor-made and people are flawed. You have to work around that and love the other person anyway. Our flaws are what make us unique,

Body art isn't a contest. The only person that has to like it is the person stuck with it for the rest of their life. As long as you love it when you see it, that's all that matters.

True, but if it's good it's going be so very, very good.

Love doesn't always have to be spoken out loud.

True enough and opposites don't just attract they freaking catch fire and burn the entire city down.

I've never trusted anyone all the time. It's the people I care about the most that always seem to do the most damage.