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Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit. -- Lee Marvin
Tequila is like acid in a glass. -- Greg Proops
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. -- George Carlin
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. -- Jimmy Buffett
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. -- Ron White
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila. -- Hugh Laurie
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' -- Justine Bateman
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal. -- Ted Demme
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. -- Sammy Hagar
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love. -- Jackson Rathbone
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have a limited amount of energy to blow in a day. I'd rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends. -- Queen Latifah
After you, it's all cheap tequila. -- Jacqueline Carey
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. -- Mark Z. Danielewski
An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. -- Tori Amos
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. -- Conrad Hall
I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! -- Bella Heathcote
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting. -- Stephen Colbert
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. -- Christopher Titus
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. -- Jessica Simpson
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it. -- Kim Harrison
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find me later having a panic attack in your parents' bathroom. Who wants to French-kiss? -- Rainbow Rowell
I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go back in time to the days when a long journey was something fun and very special. -- John Paul DeJoria
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest. -- Britt Ekland
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it! -- Bill Engvall
Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs where I mention the brand name, and a lot of these party songs go hand in hand with the concept of Cartel Tequila. -- Daddy Yankee
I think when I'm 80 years old, 85, hopefully, I'll be pushed around in a wheelchair by a red-headed nurse with panty outline. She'll make me little tequila sunrises and I'll read my complete works then. Then, I'll decide whether I think I've done something good or not. I'll reserve my judgment until then. -- Tom Robbins
I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway in a sultry breeze against the unmistakable aqua splendor of the Caribbean Sea; drinking coconut, lime, and tequila from a scooped-out pineapple, with salt spray of breaking surf and sun kissing my skin. Translation: I'd died and gone to heaven. -- Karen Marie Moning
Tequila is my salmon. -- Eddie Redmayne
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. -- Dylan Moran
Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it. Fallen, hate that word! I prefermisplaced -- Paul Guildea
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Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone./Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline./18 and life you got it. -- Skid Row
You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo. -- Sammy Hagar
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila. -- Darynda Jones
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime. -- Teri Polo
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. -- Ron White
At least you don't need a prescription for tequila. -- Rachel Vincent
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. -- Sanjaya Malakar
And no one drank just one shot of tequila. -- Kristin Hannah
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination -- Rainbow Rowell
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. -- Justin Timberlake
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate -- Tom Robbins
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. -- Bobby Bare
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different -- Tre Cool
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time -- John Walter Bratton
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine." -- Craig Ferguson
The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice. -- Mario Batali
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Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila. -- Douglas Adams
It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber selves. -- Warren Eyster

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