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If We Lose...We're All Screwed. -- Tony Amonte
We're screwed. (Nick) Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. -- Christopher Titus
If babies held the same tendency toward self-criticism as adults, they might never learn to walk or talk. Can you imagine infants stomping, 'Aarggh! Screwed up again!' Fortunately, babies are free of self-criticism. They just keep practicing. -- Dan Millman
Men get laid, but women get screwed. -- Quentin Crisp
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? -- Richard M. Nixon
I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed. -- Tim Roth
We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed. -- Paloma Faith
A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. -- Chanakya
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance. -- Ronald Biggs
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. -- Chuck Palahniuk
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. -- Ben Hogan
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. -- Sean Connery
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'. -- Bruce Schneier
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters. -- Peyton Manning
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. -- Mariah Carey
When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. -- Jake Roberts
As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed. -- Mark McKinnon
I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on. -- Harry Styles
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California. -- Saul Bellow
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it. -- Dimebag Darrell
I'm aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I'm not aggressive, then I won't be successful. That's not being a bad boy. That's doing my job. -- Michael Grimm
The first year I was sober was probably the worst year of my life. My immune system was screwed. I completely isolated myself. I was weak all the time. I didn't know who I was. -- Corey Taylor
I think as an actor you have to be open to your emotions - that's how you tap into other characters. Besides, by being so open I've come to terms with how screwed I am! -- Jake Gyllenhaal
I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital. -- James McGreevey
Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be - and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. -- Tom Brady
No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking, 'I screwed up so bad. I'm sorry, I messed up.' It's just a real common feeling. -- Mike Mills
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. -- Drew Carey
I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it. -- Bobby Knight
Everybody, as soon as they do a good experiment, their first thought in this lab is, 'That can't be right. I must have screwed it up. What did I do wrong?' And that's the best kind of scientist because they're filled with this self-doubt. And if I'm going to be honest, that's who I am. And it's what drives me. -- Bonnie Bassler
We're just as screwed up as you. -- Gerard Way
Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up. -- Nancy Kress
Better to be screwed physically than financially. -- Charlaine Harris
I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.' -- Dean Devlin
I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure. -- Kelley Armstrong
Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared -- Anne Lamott
From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed. -- Daniel J. Bernstein
People who go into show business are screwed up. -- Craig Kilborn
We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first. -- Ilona Andrews
You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture. -- Heidi Julavits
We don't have to convince people how screwed they are. -- Jill Stein
All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. -- Harvey Weinstein
I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me. -- Robert Metcalfe
I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues. -- Chelsea Cain
The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at -- Saul Alinsky
Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have. -- Antony Starr
Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way. -- Janet Evanovich
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. -- Kinky Friedman
No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. -- Ann Rinaldi
I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. -- Jaclyn Moriarty
Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up. -- Janet Fitch
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The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed. -- Jami Gertz
Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight. -- Henry George Bohn
Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! -- John Irving
I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. -- Zakk Wylde
No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. -- Dominic West
God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. -- Wesley Miller
I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful -- Steve McQueen
Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. -- Christopher Titus
I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair -- Dolly Parton
I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' -- Laurie Halse Anderson
I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else. -- Nora Roberts
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. -- Rick Springfield
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. -- Chuck Palahniuk
If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed. -- Larry Mullen, Jr.
This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed. -- Lauren Oliver
There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. -- John Kricfalusi
I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed. -- Lindsay Lohan
Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you're gonna get screwed. -- Jay Leno
I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people. -- Rider Strong
Luck's just another word for destiny ... either you make your own or you're screwed. -- John le Carre
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. -- Darrell Hammond
I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. -- Patricia Briggs
Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. -- Farley Mowat
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather. -- Hugh Grant
Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in. -- Lorine Niedecker
I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else. -- Cassandra Clare
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I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture. -- Joel McHale
I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up. -- Jonathan Aitken
I've been screwed and sued and tattooed, and I'm still standin' here in front of you. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. -- Jessica Hahn
I think we're seriously screwed when the men with guns decided to help the bad guys. -- Rick Yancey
I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time. -- Liz Phair
I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all. -- Thora Birch
My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. -- Rachel Caine
We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see. -- William H. Macy
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. -- Corey Feldman
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed. -- Dennis Miller
Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you're dating Robert Pattinson, you're screwed. -- Stana Katic
That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better -- Jeri Ryan
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. -- Demetri Martin
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. -- Jenny Lawson
When he looked at me, his eyes positively twinkled. Christ. I was screwed. Eyes were twinkling at me. -- J. Lynn
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. -- Rodney Dangerfield
You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, -- Alex Bogusky
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! -- Beatrice Sparks
What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly. -- Mike Yaconelli
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. -- Joan Rivers
You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. -- David Klass
Once you start thinking more about where you want to be than about making the best product, you're screwed. -- Linus Torvalds
I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. -- Jonathan Lethem
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. -- Jim Hodges
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! -- Mitch Hedberg
I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition. -- Albert Ellis
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. -- Charles Barkley
And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. -- John Green
Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time. -- Matthew William Goode
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. -- Julie Harris
My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. -- Miranda Lambert
Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time. -- Matthew William Goode
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. -- Albert Brooks
I grew up reading crime fiction and, especially in the '80s, women were just there to be saved or screwed. -- Karin Slaughter
Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. -- Jay Leno
For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go. -- Jim Bouton
I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam. -- Waylon Jennings
One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go. -- Cher
You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row -- Eddie Long

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