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Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun -- Lady Gaga
I like playing roulette, I like dice. I grew up with gamblers. -- Chazz Palminteri
When you vote, you play Russian Roulette with a magazine fed pistol. -- Tom Wallace
I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette. -- Ryan Reynolds
Wall Street wants to keep its schemes too complicated to understand so that the roulette wheel can keep turning. -- Maria Cantwell
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. -- Steven Wright
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels! -- Milton Jones
My life experience has taught me nothing happens by chance. Even the idea of the ball in a roulette game: it's not chance it ends up in a certain place. It's forces that are at play. -- Andrea Bocelli
I think as far as I've been able to understand from my friends that I went to college with and things like that is that it almost seems like Russian Roulette when you're coming out of the closet to your parents. -- Jason Ritter
Barrel of the gun, rounds one two three She says I have to pick: choose you, or choose me Metal to the temple, the explosion is deafening Lick the blood that covers me She's the last one standing "Roulette" Collateral Damage, Track 11 -- Gayle Forman
The Quito telephone service is about as reliable as roulette. -- Christopher Isherwood
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. -- Albert Einstein
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while. -- Tucker Max
The Asia-Pacific Partnership is a climate suicide pact. It is playing Russian roulette with six bullets in your gun. -- Joseph J. Romm
I've been giving a little gamble on the roulette and just sitting having a coffee with the fans, chatting away. -- Ricky Hatton
Stop tryin to be loud as me, cause you can't do that, Think about it...playing Russian roulette with an automatic! -- Fredro Starr
If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell. -- Michael Ventura
This is like playing Russian roulette with a Luger rather than a revolver. One bullet, one chamber - and we're pulling the trigger. -- Mark Lynas
As in roulette, same is true of the stock trader, who will find that the expense of trading weights the dice heavily against him. -- Benjamin Graham
This [climate change] is potentially so dangerous that we have to act strongly. Do we want to play Russian roulette with two bullets or one? -- Nicholas Stern
Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game short of Russian roulette. -- Grantland Rice
The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown. -- George Bernard Shaw
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels. -- Milton Jones
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to. -- Christopher Moore
The best advice I can give people when they buy Burgundy, which is a bit of a roulette game, is to look for producers who are tried and true... Look for the name of the producer, whether Michel Lafarge, Domaine Leflaivre, Dominique Lafont, or another. When they put their name on the bottle, they're proud. -- Daniel Johnnes
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It was the combination of many factors... With most people, suicide is like Russian roulette. Only one chamber has a bullet. With the Lisbon girls, the gun was loaded. A bullet for family abuse. A bullet for genetic predisposition. A bullet for historical malaise. A bullet for inevitable momentum. The other two bullets are impossible to name, but that doesn't mean the chambers were empty. -- Jeffrey Eugenides
Horse racing is animated roulette. -- Roger Kahn
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. -- Tracy Morgan
I just do a random roulette wheel version of what I've recorded or sometimes tunes I haven't recorded. It's a collection of whatever happens, happens. -- Leon Redbone
Oh, I collect facts and quotes when I can't write, and I can't write most of the time. I do a little chance operation sometimes where I flip through outdated reference books to see if anything will strike me as beautiful or momentous. Library roulette, I call it. -- Jenny Offill
Hollywood is a roulette wheel. Each project dictates what's going to happen for you next, and it doesn't really matter that your project is critically acclaimed or won awards or has fans worldwide. It's a matter of how many movie tickets and DVDs and on-demand movies that you sell. -- Adam Green
Your email inbox is a bit like a Las Vegas roulette machine. You know, you just check it and check it, and every once in a while there's some juicy little tidbit of reward, like the three quarters that pop down on a one-armed bandit. And that keeps you coming back for more. -- Douglas Rushkoff
Screen is satisfying because it's so technical and mysterious. It's like playing roulette: you get a script, you think it's either great or naff, but you have no idea how it will really turn out. On stage, you are your own editor - and you get brief moments of grace, where suddenly you feel free. -- Toby Stephens
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. -- Natalya Vorobyova
The question is, do you want to play Russian roulette with your brain? -- Devra Davis
Television is a big roulette table on so many levels. That's all it is for actors. -- Gary Cole
My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel." -- Dennis Vickers
The record of a month's roulette playing at Monte Carlo can afford us material for discussing the foundations of knowledge. -- Karl Pearson
condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette. -- Peter Kreeft
The Kremlin is constantly changing the rules of the game to suit its purposes. We are not playing chess, we're playing roulette. -- Garry Kasparov
The diet book is one of those fool-and-money separation devices that seems, like roulette or slot machines, never to lose its power. -- Christopher Hitchens
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She was a woman attempting to make some sense of, and get some satisfaction from, a life that seemed to have no more logic than a roulette wheel. -- Vincent Canby
He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well. -- Boris Johnson
A certain wise man once said that God didn't play dice with the universe, but that man was wrong. Sometimes I think He must even try Russian roulette. -- Daina Chaviano
I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market. -- Dennis Miller

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