Natalya Vorobyova quotes:

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.

Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist.

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.

He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold; now it's all cold.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, Money, I'm home!

Between cold war and hot peace, our love got sterilized to death.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.

I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns!

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.