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Rick: Here's looking at you, kid. -- Humphrey Bogart
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian. -- Howard Stern
I'm cold gettin' paid cause Rick said so. -- LL Cool J
I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. -- Homer
Rick Bass is one of the best writers of his generation. -- George Plimpton
A Rick Santorum presidency would be very, very dangerous for America. -- Mark McKinnon
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. -- Kinky Friedman
Rick is the leader and I don't have a problem with that. -- Benjamin Orr
Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it. -- Jimmy Fallon
Rick, I'll tell you what. Ten thousand bucks? Ten thousand dollar bet? -- Mitt Romney
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, -- Bruce Bartlett
Six Seconds should be Rick Mofina's breakout thriller. It moves like a tornado. -- James Patterson
Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. -- Jay Leno
Rick Santorum has so much potential and so much eagerness to serve our country. -- Foster Friess
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him. -- Kinky Friedman
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none. -- Jerry Coleman
Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one. -- Mira Grant
I don't care if Rick Ross is 40 years old -- he's a misguided 40-year-old person. -- Talib Kweli
I've never heard anybody in my family say anything but good things about Rick Perry. -- Jeb Bush
The person who's had the biggest impact on my career is Rick Celebrini, the physiotherapist. -- Steve Nash
Unlike Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, I never voted to provide taxpayer funding to Planned Parenthood. -- Ron Paul
Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas. -- Bill Maher
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. -- Jim Cornette
Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair. -- David Letterman
If you listen carefully to Rick Santorum, he sounds more like Stalin than Pope Innocent III, -- Martin Bashir
Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would. -- Humphrey Bogart
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. -- Jim Cornette
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them. -- Jimmy Fallon
I allowed Rick Santorum to express views and ideas that the American people never would have had expressed. -- Foster Friess
Rick Santorum is the grandson of a coal miner. His dad was the manager of a V.A. hospital. -- Foster Friess
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. -- Andy Borowitz
Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid. -- Bill Maher
Rick Owens is my desert island designer. I could live in his clothes alone, and I collect Ossie Clark. -- Mia Sara
The same electorate that is unhappy with [Pennsylvania's] GOP Sen. Rick Santorum appears to have some qualms with Rendell. -- Stuart Rothenberg
The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are. -- Kevin Hart
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. -- Kinky Friedman
When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. -- Jim Hightower
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? -- David Letterman
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. -- Bill Maher
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Uganda can greatly benefit from American evangelicals if they separate the Scott Lively extremists from the Rick Warren-type of moderate evangelicals. -- Roger Ross Williams
I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it. -- Tucker Carlson
When facing a decision that stands a 50/50 chance of being correct, the choice made will be wrong 80% of the time. Rick Coxen -- Frederick L. Coxen
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. -- Jay Leno
I have great confidence in Rick Caruso's unique qualifications and his ability to lead a successful bid for the Los Angeles Dodgers. -- Joe Torre
If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win. -- Randi Rhodes
What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence. -- Jay Leno
Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license. -- David Letterman
Btw Pink Floyd album out in October is called 'The Endless River.' Based on 1994 sessions is Rick Wright's swansong and very beautiful. -- Polly Samson
Rick Berman, who produced Star Trek, was a big Night Court fan. So he knew who I was as soon as I walked in. -- Brent Spiner
I like Rick Ross as a person. I like Jay-Z and Kanye West as people. But I hate the companies that they record for. -- Chuck D
I have a fan base worldwide, man. I think they're really down for me. That's how I got signed - 30,000 fans retweeting Rick Ross. -- Meek Mill
Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote. -- Stephen Colbert
Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth. -- Jay Leno
They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that. -- David Letterman
From the outside, Rick Rubin's house above Zuma Beach is a generic millionaire beach home. There's a rarely used tennis court and a circular drive. -- Stephen Rodrick
What I said, what are you [Rick Rubin] going to do with me that nobody else has been able to do to sell records with me? -- Johnny Cash
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Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be president? -- Dick Cheney
My character, Rick Spleen, is a what-if version of me, really, where nothing did quite turn out right and everything else is still around the corner. -- Jack Dee
I wear Rick Owens T-shirts to bed. They are like my thermals, since I sleep with the room at near freezing temperatures, like a meat locker. -- Vera Wang
When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.' -- Jay Leno
Never mind what makes Canada's constitution so special. Probably something to do with hockey, or the inalienable right to poutine, or securing the blessings of Rick Moranis. -- Kevin Bleyer
Rick: Can you swim? Evelyn: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it. Rick: [throwing her overboard] Trust me. It calls for it. -- Max Allan Collins
Never mind what makes Canadas constitution so special. Probably something to do with hockey, or the inalienable right to poutine, or securing the blessings of Rick Moranis. --
Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney. -- Craig Ferguson
Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance... -- Jay Leno
Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he said, 'And that's coming from ME!' -- Jimmy Fallon
Rick Scott used let's get to work to say: All these politicians talk; it's time to do. Everybody else talks about the problem; it's time to find the solution. -- Frank Luntz
The bureaucracy is not great. I don't think Rick Santorum who is not one for being a big proponent of large bureaucracies would be as enthusiastic a supporter of it. -- Harold Ford, Jr.
Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have enough trouble with Sarah Palin. -- Bill Maher
It's not enough to be right because he [Rick Perry] is right, you got to be persuasively right, got to be intellectually agile, and I think he can do it. -- Greg Gutfeld
I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I'll go ahead and put that in print. Nobody's safe. I've almost killed him three times already. -- Robert Kirkman
The most powerful call to action of anything that we've ever tested: Let's get to work.I didnt create that phrase. It came from Rick Scott, the current governor of Florida. -- Frank Luntz
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I think Rick Berman just called me and asked me if I wanted to do the show [Star Trek: Enterprise], and he said they'd write an arc if I'd do it. -- Brent Spiner
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.' -- Bill Maher
When I wrote Rick, I had the idea that I would take the plot of nearly every opera and turn it into a dark film, which is something I still may do. -- Daniel Handler
I think the thing that I admire about Rick Santorum is that he hasn't backed down or apologized one bit for his personal religious views, for standing up for social conservative values. -- Michelle Malkin
Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon. -- Chelsea Handler
I was writing before I met Rick and actually I created the band before Rick Finch. Basically, the first album, I wrote. Who's to say what would've happened? Rick was very talented too. -- Harry Wayne Casey
Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really? -- David Letterman
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Very nice," said Rick after a while. "Very nice," he repeated, with more emphasis the second time. "What is?" I asked, turning to him, though I knew. "Everything," he said. And it was true. -- Cheryl Strayed
There were a lot of Romneys. There was the Romney who was ; going to be better on gay rights than Ted Kennedy; now there's the Romney who checks with Rick Santorum on that issue. -- Barney Frank
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest. -- Bill Maher
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I really love Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Edward Norton. I also like Ryan Gosling and Rick Bentley.And of the girls I like Naomi Watts and Juliette Binoche, and I would like to work with... -- Meital Dohan
This is Rick Grimes being pushed to his absolute limit. And if you think you've seen that before, you haven't. And the Rick Grimes that comes out of this is really going to shock people. -- Robert Kirkman
Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed. -- Humphrey Bogart
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I could see myself in the fur coats, turtleneck sweaters, with the Kangol hats like Slick Rick and Dana Dane. But I could also see myself in a leather Troop suit like LL Cool J. -- T.I.
My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you. -- Vin Diesel
I really liked them, not just Syd, but all of them. Roger was very important, I thought, his contribution. And so was Rick's organ playing. It was a good band. It became something else completely, obviously. -- Robert Wyatt
Rick Perry was philosophical about (his election losses). He said, 'Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ' He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states. -- Jay Leno
And you, being a good man, can pass it as such, and forgive and pity the dreamer, and be lenient and encouraging when he wakes? --RickIndeed I can. What am I but another dreamer, Rick? --Guardian -- Charles Dickens
Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that, he said, 'Well that's nothing. I like to execute people.' -- David Letterman
Texas governor Rick Perry's wife, Anita, has come out slugging in her glittering leopard-print jacket against what she sees as the unfair treatment of her husband. She tearfully said that he has been 'brutalized' for his faith. -- Patti Davis
Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst thing in the history of the world, but Rick Perry was possibly worse. -- Gail Collins
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there. -- Jay Leno
Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918. -- Humphrey Bogart
USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more people and the fact that Rick Perry has been on the road campaigning. -- Jay Leno
You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President Obama, doing his best to instantly cast himself as the big dog in the Republican pack. -- Jeff Goodell
In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.' -- Jimmy Fallon
While 'The Endless Summer' poster was designed at the Art Center College of Design in the contemporary style of its time, the image grew out of my relationship with Rick Griffin and our deep relationship to surf images. -- John Van Hamersveld
In a new interview, Herman Cain said that if Rick Perry were an ice cream flavor, he'd be 'Rocky Road.' I don't know, Perry's not really any flavor of ice cream. He's just the brain freeze part. -- Jimmy Fallon
I know Rick [Monday] has done a lot of good things as a player and as a person. But what he did for his country, he will be remembered for the rest of his life as an American hero. -- Manny Mota
I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember. -- Craig Ferguson
Rick' never really fit. I tried for 18 years to make it work, and no one wanted to call me Rick. It should always have been Ricky. That's what it always should have been, so I'm going back to it. -- Ricky Schroder
Jumping off that cliff in Jamaica.It was years ago. It was at this place called Rick's Cafe. Actually, it was two cliffs. They were pretty high, probably a good 40- 50-foot jump into the ocean. That was crazy. -- Queen Latifah
There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick Moranis voice I do as well when I really get going. It's pretty horrible. -- Al Madrigal
Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote. -- Paul Begala
Rick Rubin came to my concert in Orange County, Calif. I believe this was, like, '83 when he first came and listened to the show. And then afterwards, I went in the dressing room and sat and talked to him. -- Johnny Cash
Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. Rick: And what is that? Evelyn: I... am a librarian. The Mummy (1999) -- Max Allan Collins
Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to run for President. You know, if God is that indecisive, he's probably for Mitt Romney! -- Jay Leno
Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris Christie into race, just like they made a story by sucking Rick Perry into the race. -- Herman Cain
Rick Grenell, who is an old U.N. hand, talk on Fox News about really pressing to see if the Iranians are violating any of the terms of the agreement, really press them on that, make sure there is full compliance. -- George Stephanopoulos
When I was writing about the Republican primaries, it was as though the Bible was a black box that people reached into to pull out edicts and prejudices and rules and opinions, and I wish they had fact-checked it! Especially Rick Santorum. -- Walter Kirn

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