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  • The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. -- Kin Hubbard
  • One of the most common reasons people renovate their homes is a change in their lifestyle - an upcoming wedding, a new baby, or grown children moving away. -- Candice Olson
  • Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act. -- Lewis Mumford
  • Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. -- David Letterman
  • I can't stop staring at my beautiful new baby. -- Abbey Clancy
  • Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is. -- Jay Leno
  • Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice. -- Buddy Wakefield
  • Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
  • Pregnancy is something that I always love. It's about hope and the future and a new baby. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. -- Felipe Esparza
  • A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. -- Eda LeShan
  • I don't understand how women can manage to get back in shape with a new baby and a job. -- Jennifer Garner
  • Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. -- David Ogilvy
  • Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby. -- Harry Caray
  • My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it. -- Jane Krakowski
  • When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. -- James M. Barrie
  • I have run a general election campaign pregnant and ran Ed Miliband's leadership campaign commuting to London with a new baby so I already have my system set up. -- Lucy Powell
  • I always tell people, 'Coming from such a big Mexican family when there's a new baby every three weeks, you have to do something to get someone's attention.' -- Becky G
  • I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em. -- Kate Hudson
  • I miss my parents. But still, my granddaughter, my daughter, my grandma, you know, so it's very important for me. You lost your parents, but a new baby comes. It's like the cycle of fashion. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • Each time a new baby is born there is a possibility of reprieve. Each child is a new being, a potential prophet, a new spiritual prince, a new spark of light precipitated into the outer darkness. -- R. D. Laing
  • When you've lost a baby, everyone around you expects you to be fine once the new baby is born, as though that somehow takes away the pain of losing the first child. I needed to express how wrong that was. -- Elizabeth McCracken
  • The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of. -- Gary Lucas
  • Our alliance with Toysrus.com has proven to be a great win for customers, and we've looked forward to taking the next step by introducing the new Babiesrus.com teamed with Amazon.com store since we forged the alliance last August. -- Jeff Bezos
  • When you have a new baby, you can get really overwhelmed, since it's such a huge responsibility. You're thrilled to be a mom, but your sleep schedule is so thrown off and it can be scary if you don't have a good support system. -- Amy Locane
  • The beauty of Broadway is that if I'm 60 or 70 years old, if they'll accept me back, I can go back. So I think for right now I'm going to focus on the music--it's the new baby--and see how it's going to work out, and then maybe in a few years maybe I'll go back. -- Heather Headley
  • Nothing I have accomplished has given me more confidence than birthing my children at home naturally. I was so high after delivering my children-not just because I had a new baby, but because I was so proud of what my body (and mind) were able to do. I strongly encourage women not to give this power away. -- Cindy Crawford
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  • Because you see when a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. They live in nests on the tops of trees; and the mauve ones are boys and the white ones are girls, and the blue ones are just little sillies who are not sure what they are. -- James M. Barrie
  • When a mother comes home with her new baby, she will find her abstractions are all concrete now. 'Freedom' now means being able to take a shower. 'Mobility' means being able to reach the glass of water on the dresser while not breaking the baby's suction on the breast. 'Flexibility' means being able to push the Record function on the VCR without dropping the baby. -- Marni Jackson
  • You are lovable. Can you show me any baby in any nursery who isn't priceless? No. There's no such thing as a worthless newborn. And the essential value that was born into brand-new-baby you can never be extinguished. This means that even if you think you're being absolutely honest, believing yourself to be anything other than astonishing, incomparable, and infinitely precious makes you a habitual liar. -- Martha Beck
  • I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato -- Will Ferrell
  • My next baby will be my new record. -- Lady Gaga
  • Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot. -- Rick Riordan
  • May you be ordinary, as the poet once wished the new-born baby. -- Julian Barnes
  • I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. -- Jack Nicholson
  • What a great gladness to welcome a new born baby into the world. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
  • If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one. -- Jessamyn West
  • Where´s my leadin´ lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby. -- Bootsy Collins
  • Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it, -- Frederick Leboyer
  • The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
  • My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango. -- Ted Nugent
  • To return to awareness is to notice this new world with baby-eyes, and to appreciate her strangeness. -- Sara Genn
  • You have a healthy baby boy! The words ring like church bells in the ears of new parents. -- Dr. Linda Barboa
  • My main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby. -- Stacy Keibler
  • I'm a new mum who spends her days making baby food and cooking for her man. And I couldn't be happier. -- Rebecca Loos
  • From the hour when the Puritan baby opened his eyes in bleak New England, he had a Spartan struggle for life. -- Alice Morse Earle
  • A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel. -- Elvis Presley
  • I'm a Broadway baby, through and through. It's my first love, and it's what brought me to New York in the first place. -- Cheyenne Jackson
  • ... it's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase earlier. -- William Safire
  • I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy. -- Kevin James
  • Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato -- The Notorious B.I.G.
  • A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise! he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face. - Rhett Butler -- Margaret Mitchell
  • Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby." -- Elizabeth Gilbert
  • A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler -- Margaret Mitchell
  • [On sister Kim's pregnancy] The new year, we've got another child coming, so that's great. Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing. -- Rob Kardashian
  • You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. -- Harvey Diamond
  • ...new life starts in the dark. Whether it is a seed in the ground, a baby in the womb, or Jesus in the tomb, it starts in the dark. -- Barbara Brown Taylor
  • Every new invention is like a baby. You think it may cure cancer or become the president, but in the end, you're happy it just stays out of jail. -- Eric Betzig
  • The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. -- Dave Barry
  • Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it. -- Jay Leno
  • I also think people should never turn down an opportunity to hold a baby. There's something about the feeling of a new baby in your arms that just fixes you. -- Erin McKean
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