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My life really began when I married my husband. -- Nancy Reagan
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -- Nancy Astor
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. -- Joyce Brothers
The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son -- Judy Collins
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. -- Rita Rudner
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. -- Roseanne Barr
You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting. -- Meryl Streep
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy. -- Michelle Pfeiffer
I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh. -- Anna Quindlen
I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.' -- Dan Savage
I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go. -- Pia Zadora
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -- Rita Rudner
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life -- Hillary Clinton
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it. -- Winston Churchill
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. -- Carnie Wilson
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be. -- Angelina Jolie
I have been using the Lipo Target Massager (not every day) and the Detox Oil. Recently my husband noticed that the cellulite on my thighs had decreased. For a man to notice anything there has to be quite a big difference - so it works really well. -- Charmaine
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The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. -- Dolly Parton
I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy spot. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids who are mooning me and singing me songs. -- Melissa McCarthy
My husband claims I have an unhealthy obsession with secondhand bookshops. That I spend too much time daydreaming altogether. But either you intrinsically understand the attraction of searching for hidden treasure amongst rows of dusty shelves or you don't; it's a passion, bordering on a spiritual illness, which cannot be explained to the unaffected. -- Kathleen Tessaro
My best friend is my husband. -- Samantha Bond
I love being my husband's wife. -- Julianna Margulies
My husband keeps me really honest. -- Cate Blanchett
I have to defend my husband. -- Hillary Clinton
My husband is my most valuable resource. -- Meg Rosoff
Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist. -- Judy Chicago
Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food. -- Chelsea Clinton
My husband is my most valuable resource. -- Meg Rosoff
My first husband was a serial cheater. -- Caroline Leavitt
I love seeing my husband having success. -- Heather Dubrow
I like spending time with my husband. -- Lara Stone
My husband always smells good to me. -- Jessica Capshaw
I found out my husband can cook! -- Jennifer Grey
I have only one real hobby - my husband. -- Florence Harding
All my six husbands married me for different reasons. -- Hedy Lamarr
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding. -- Anita Diament
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. -- Joan Rivers
My husband's a director, so he understands what I do. -- Sasha Alexander
I have three wonderful children. My husband is an absolutely wonderful, perfect husband and a father, most of all. -- Columba Bush
My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children. -- Jenna Bush
My husband - my king. -- Mary Wollstonecraft
My husband says I look like a Q-tip. -- Dolly Parton
My husband has always agreed with me philosophically. -- Cindy Sheehan
I take theeto be my awful wedded husband -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I am the keeper of my husband's history. -- Deirdre-Elizabeth Parker
My husband loves me, this is great delight. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
My father was the quintessential husband and dad. -- Sidney Poitier
I don't understand boys - just ask my husband. -- Arabella Weir
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. -- Lillie Langtry
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France -- Lillie Langtry
I dont understand boys - just ask my husband. -- Arabella Weir
I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Being a husband and a dad is my inspiration. -- Donavon Frankenreiter
I guess my husband is a muse as well. -- Tori Amos
My husband is not a jealous person in any way. -- Kate Winslet
My husband is my best friend; he knows my sensibilities. -- Vera Farmiga
My husband is the most brilliant father on the planet. -- Angie Harmon
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My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend -- Anne Sexton
I finally had a honeymoon with my husband in Italy. -- Cate Blanchett
I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband. -- Meg Cabot
I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is. -- Katey Sagal
you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband. -- Dolley Madison
I love my husband more than I love my children, -- Ayelet Waldman
My husband and I met in a house fire, basically. -- Kate Winslet
I'm always buying nice watches for my husband - Bentley Breitlings. -- Bonnie Tyler
I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks. -- Tori Amos
My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative campaigning at all. -- Cindy McCain
In contrast to my husband, I can pronounce the word nuclear. -- Laura Bush
My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd. -- Jennifer Beals
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout. -- Joan Rivers
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. -- Sonia Rumzi
As far as I know, my husband never had a baby. -- Nora Johnson
I took my son's name. I didn't take my husband's name. -- Elizabeth Edwards
I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that. -- Tiffani Thiessen
My husband and I have never considered divorcemurder sometimes, but never divorce. -- Joyce Brothers
To be honest, my husband and my children are my best friends. -- Helen McCrory
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband. -- Euripides
I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view. -- Laura Bush
My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people. -- Jackie Jackson
I want to be more than a rose in my husband's lapel. -- Margaret Trudeau
I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I think my husband did a pretty good job in the 1990s. -- Hillary Clinton
I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin! -- Idina Menzel
I want a husband to warm my bed, and my bed alone. -- Sarah J. Maas
Sometimes my husband has to literally pull me away from the computer. -- Sherri Shepherd
If my husband's going to kiss anybody, let it be Matt Damon. -- Catherine Zeta-Jones
I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me. -- Star Jones
When my husband died in 2006, I didnt want to be Mitzi Gaynor anymore. -- Mitzi Gaynor
I do not believe the accusations against my husband, not for one second. -- Anne Sinclair
My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three. -- Ellen Barkin
My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment. -- Nadia Comaneci
My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl. -- Judi Dench
I'm more determined than ever that my husband's dream will become a reality. -- Coretta Scott King
I am a Christian. My husband and I belong to the Episcopal Church. -- Sandy Adams
I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband. -- Julie Benz
My children and my husband make me smile. My work makes me smile. -- Victoria Beckham
I'm a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. -- Gennifer Flowers
My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me. -- Hillary Clinton
Before I met my husband, I was just about to look into adoption. -- Jane Leeves
My DVR says that I watch a lot of TV my husband likes. -- Alison Sweeney
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
My name is Leah, and I will do anything to keep my husband. -- Tarryn Fisher
That got me to L.A. and reintroduced me to my future husband. -- Marg Helgenberger
I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player. -- Kirsty Gallacher
My husband is not a Christian but is a religious man, I think. -- Mary Todd Lincoln
As far as my personal life my go to person is my husband. -- Edwina Findley
My husband is from Venezuela and he cries when he needs to cry! -- Paz Vega
As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about! -- Kelly LeBrock
I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. -- Tina Fey
My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes. -- Eva Gabor
After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health. -- Yoko Ono
Thankfully I have an ecosystem of in-laws, parents and husband, who are my rocks. -- Chanda Kochhar
My husband is from Finland, so every so often I'll throw a Scandinavian-themed party. -- Sarah Rafferty
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. -- Gracie Allen
I would rather spend one night with Dracula dead than with my husband alive. -- Frank Langella
When my husband of almost 20 years can't take his eyes off me? That's amazing, -- Jada Pinkett Smith
My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same. -- Amy Winehouse
I'm very open with my business partners, just like I am with my husband. -- Dolly Parton

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