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They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million. -- John Newcombe
I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. -- Isla Fisher
Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache? -- James Branch Cabell
A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. -- Mel Brooks
Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, without a single speck of colour about him anywhere. -- Bram Stoker
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something. -- Bill Murray
In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times. -- Idris Elba
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid. -- Jenson Button
I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip. It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache. -- Bob Ainsworth
I can't grow a moustache. -- Joe Jonas
I do not think therefore I am a moustache -- Jean-Paul Sartre
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache. -- Rich Sommer
You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache. -- Moss Hart
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down. -- Sam Neill
Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles. -- Nora Roberts
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. -- Rudyard Kipling
They chose me for Lawrence of Arabia because I spoke English, had black hair, black eyes and a moustache. It was all luck. -- Omar Sharif
It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache. -- Bob Ainsworth
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. -- Rolf Harris
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
For whatever reason, I decided: 'I'm 18, I'm a man, I'm going to grow a moustache' - and it was pathetic for years - it was awful. -- Chris Hadfield
I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache or an accent. -- Corey Stoll
I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache. -- Win Butler
I always looked up to my grandfather. He wore Italian zip-up CAT boots, and he had a moustache which he waxed into a twirl - now that is worth looking up to. -- Brandon Boyd
When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather. -- Oona Chaplin
I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.' -- Rolf Harris
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it. -- Billy Childish
I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this sort of double, and it's liberating. Imagine being stuck with yourself... all those doubts. -- Jean Dujardin
There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion. -- Tom Selleck
There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion -- Tom Selleck
I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my face and, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Katisha, my best feature is my left shoulder-blade. -- Robert Winston
I had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe. -- Bat for Lashes
Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your upper lip. Luckily, the girls never noticed your infantile moustache, 'cos they were hyptonised by the fire engine sized zit on your forehead. -- Christopher Titus
The curious thing about that moustache and goatee is that when you look at the Mona Lisa it becomes a man. It is not a woman disguised as a man; it is a real man, and that was my discovery, without realising it at the time. -- Marcel Duchamp
They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put the moustache on me, and somehow, when I got all the drag on, it came out. It was the most amazing thing. I'm truly extraordinary. -- Harvey Korman
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I've had a beard a fair few times and, like most guys, when I shave the beard off I experiment with a few different facial hair styles on the way down to clean shaven. But I've never actually had a moustache for any longer than about 10-15 minutes - during the process of shaving off the beard. -- James Magnussen
I don't think I'd rock a moustache. I don't mind growing a beard. I think it's just a guy thing. We like to nurture a beard, see what we can grow and sort of test our own patience with how long we can let it grow out. However, I'm not really as keen on moustaches as I am on beards. -- James Magnussen
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache. -- Curly Howard
Growing a moustache wouldn't really coordinate with the group dynamics. -- Seungri
I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache -- Sebastian Vettel
the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache. -- Eddie Mair
The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed. -- Sherwood Anderson
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. -- Pierre Boulez
A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache. -- Amanda Seyfried
Maybe if I completely shaved my head and get the frost out of my moustache, maybe I could get one of those serious acting jobs. -- Laila Ali
The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope. -- Robin McKinley
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" -- Billy Connolly
I've started films like Miami Vice where I'm in really good shape and I look back on that film and see the moustache is bigger as I've got a larger face. -- Colin Farrell
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. -- Lisa Lampanelli
It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points. -- Gracie Allen
[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens. -- James Nicoll
When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big -- Noel Fielding
INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache. -- Ambrose Bierce

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