Harvey Korman quotes:

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept.

I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put the moustache on me, and somehow, when I got all the drag on, it came out. It was the most amazing thing. I'm truly extraordinary.

And I went to New York and died; for 10 years I walked those pavements. I can't think of New York without feeling uncomfortable and feeling like a failure.

You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Tape Seinfeld for me.

Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor.

Funny is when you're serious.

People who become comedians"¦ come from pain, come from conflict.