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I vote and I do jury duty. -- Christopher Hitchens
I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write. -- David O. Russell
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Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago. -- Liam Neeson
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. -- Dan Castellaneta
To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. -- John Mortimer
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -- Norm Crosby
The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and a privilege. I was called and I've got to be here. -- Antonio Villaraigosa
It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for jury duty arrives in the mail, how many people scream, 'Yes!' and run to clear the calendar? None. Our first and only reaction is, 'Oh, no,' quickly followed by, 'How can I get out of this?' -- Regina Brett
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. -- George Bernard Shaw
Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with. -- Dana Gould
Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. -- Nina Garcia
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! -- Alex Trebek
If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail! -- Trey Gowdy
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. -- Woody Allen
Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship. -- Sarah Vowell
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. -- Eugene Ormandy
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month! -- Wanda Sykes
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people. -- George Carlin
I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway. -- Victoria Moran
So far, I've never missed a deadline for a term paper, a review, a manuscript. I perform the mumbo-jumbo of voting with belief in my heart, I've not yet won even a jaywalking ticket, and unlike my father, whom I fault in this respect, I refrain from opting out of jury duty; instead, they mostly kick me out. -- William T. Vollmann
Raise your hand if you had no idea you'd see so much nudity in one week of jury duty." Twelve hands flew straight into the air. And unbelievably, Payton laughed. -- Julie James

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