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Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. -- Kathy Griffin
I'm most excited to meet Jon Hamm at the Emmys. -- Bree Turner
I was real into Devo, Pavement, Captain Beefheart, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. -- Patrick Carney
I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. -- Tom Lehrer
I love Jon Hamm. I'm so lucky to get to work with him and work so closely with him. -- Jessica Pare
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news. -- Bruce H. Lipton
I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think. -- John Oliver
I'm impressed with how 'Newsweek's' outstanding staff has continued to put out a lively, well-informed magazine after the departure of their tireless editor, Jon Meacham. -- Tina Brown
It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news. -- Dick Cavett
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. -- Megyn Kelly
Jon Stewart says that he was a little kid with a big head. He had very little athletic ability. He went out to the soccer field, and it was awful. -- Brian Kilmeade
Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. -- Todd Barry
We are thrilled that Jon Batiste is joining 'The Late Show' family of products. For my money, nobody plays like Jon Batiste. And you can trust me, because it is my money. -- Stephen Colbert
I remember an interview so terrible with CNN's Jon Klein, I nearly blurted out, 'Forget it, I am a loser!' But I didn't need to say it. My face and posture did. -- Mika Brzezinski
Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart still feels that way now. You are a stand-up first; other things come and go. -- John Oliver
I didn't write any music at all, and then, I remember Jon Anderson being very insistent saying that there were two kinds of musicians: the ones who wrote music and the ones who didn't. -- Bill Bruford
Adventure books are my personal favorites. 'The Endurance,' a story about Ernest Shackleton's legendary Antarctica expedition, or 'Into Thin Air,' Jon Krakauer's personal account of the 1996 disaster on Mt Everest, are two notables. -- Dean Karnazes
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. -- Denis Leary
I've been doing yoga since 1980 or '81, and I've kind of developed my own routine. It's challenging and thorough, but I'm not holy about it. Sometimes I'll watch a tape of Jon Stewart's show while exercising. -- April Gornik
On the other track I got to talk with Jon Poll, my editor, and we go into more detail about the decisions we made in both the production and the post-production. So I hope the combination becomes something worth collecting. -- Jay Roach
We have defined these characters - people always expect to see me in a pencil skirt. When they see me out of one - much like when they see Jon Hamm's hair when it isn't slick - they say, 'Wait a minute, you're all 2010!' -- Christina Hendricks
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on. -- Norm MacDonald
I don't want people following Jon Kabat-Zinn. I want them following themselves. -- Jon Kabat-Zinn
You know nothing, Jon Snow -- George R. R. Martin
Jon Bon Jovi is remarkable. -- Eddie Trunk
Group meditation according to Jon Kabat -- Howard Zinn
Jon Deitemyer is the drummer everyone wants right now. -- Patricia Barber
Jon lied ... loudly, as if that could make it true. -- George R. R. Martin
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me. -- Jim Davis
Every man must die, Jon Snow. But first he must live. -- George R. R. Martin
Jon Ronson makes me laugh. I've read all of his books. -- Bill Hader
Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind. -- George R. R. Martin
I don't ever want t' leave this cave, Jon Snow. Not ever" -- George R. R. Martin
Photo of POTUS mtg w speechwriters Cody Keenan and Jon Favreau today. -- Pete Souza
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. -- George R. R. Martin
I don't ever want t' leave this cave, Jon Snow. Not ever -- George R. R. Martin
I'd played with Jon Wurster as a duo just for a lark. -- John Darnielle
UFC 151 will be remembered as the event Jon Jones and Greg Jackson murdered. -- Dana White
Knowledge is a Weapon, Jon. Arm yourself well before you ride forth to Battle. -- George R. R. Martin
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. -- David Swanson
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them. -- April Bowlby
Girl, boy or dancing bear, you're the finest page-the finest squire-to-be-at court." (Jon to Alanna) -- Tamora Pierce
Would I serve you or (Prince) Jon stolen goods? he asked. "No, don't answer me. -- Tamora Pierce
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. -- Olivia Munn
I wonder how Jon Stewart is doing right now. I just ... I hope he's happy. -- Haley Webb
We look up at the same stars and see such different things." - Jon Snow -- George R. R. Martin
I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day. -- Ira Glass
I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day. -- Ira Glass
You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show. -- Joe Klein
Sometimes there is no happy choice, Sam, only one less grievous than the others. - Jon Snow -- George R. R. Martin
We will fight a battle, and then we will rest. Alive or dead, we'll rest." - Jon Snow -- George R. R. Martin
You make us look bad', complained Toad. 'You looked bad before I ever met you', Jon told him. -- George R. R. Martin
I love Jon Hamm. Im so lucky to get to work with him and work so closely with him. -- Jessica Pare
Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born. -- George R. R. Martin
I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's] brother. I'm also Jon Voight's son and Billy Bob Thorton's brother-in-law. -- James Haven
I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable. -- Seth Rollins
Some men want whores on the eve of battle, and some want gods. Jon wondered who felt better afterward. -- George R. R. Martin
Jon itu ibarat harimau yang terkurung aman di kandang. Kevin-lah kandangnya. Kita doakan saja harimau itu tidak akan pernah lepas. -- Adham T. Fusama
The Replacements' is where I met Jon Favreau, and we just clicked like, you know, like kids at a camp. -- Faizon Love
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. -- David Cross
I was sad Jon Ronson, who wrote in the Guardian and has made a TV show for Channel 4, took against me. -- Jonathan King
Jon Miller would be amazing for Yahoo because he is extremely good at building display advertising businesses and buying young startups. -- Jason Calacanis
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news. -- Bruce H. Lipton
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If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it's probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah! -- Sandy Duncan
Atheist leader Madalyn Murray O'Hair was murdered. Jon Murray and Robin Murray-O'Hair were also murdered by individuals involved with the atheist organization. -- William J. Murray
We couldn't afford test screenings. This is a relatively low-budget movie [Don Jon]. But what we did have was the festival circuit. -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
My opponent Senator Menendez and his colleagues are pursuing what I consider a Jon Corzine economic policy. Higher taxes, more spending, more debt. -- Joe Kyrillos
I know that I'm a decent actor, but it's another thing to be in a scene with Jon Hamm and hold your own. -- Jessica Pare
You're mine," she whispered. "Mine, as I'm yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die, Jon Snow. But first, we'll live. -- George R. R. Martin
The wide world is full of people wanting help, Jon. Would that some could find the courage to help themselves. - Lord Commander Mormont -- George R. R. Martin
My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna tower into the waters off Grand Cayman. -- Stephen Colbert
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. -- Katie Aselton
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. -- Bob Saget
Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon! -- Elizabeth Warren
It's simple, really," Alaric Wulf said. " Lucien Antonescu is the prince of darkness." Jon nodded. "Yeah," he said. "We know. He's got a castle and stuff. -- Meg Cabot
Jon shrugged. 'Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister. -- George R. R. Martin
I do remember the whole thing as being very argumentative, hot blooded... a permanent state of friction between Jon and Chris, Chris and me, me and Jon. -- Bill Bruford
Jon Hamm is incredibly good at playing people who have secrets and are hiding aspects of their personality, and obviously Don Draper had a lot of that. -- Greg Mottola
Jon Anderson and I, we really liked a lot of classical music, and we wanted to get some orchestral arrangements going on 'Time And A Word.' -- Chris Squire
What I think is incredible about what Marvel has done and with Jon Favreau I think really maybe helped come up with, is what the template is. -- Clark Gregg
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. -- Seth Green
Jon Davis of Korn and Frank Mullen of Suffocation are one of my favorite bands and from that moment, we started a conversation and lead to the song. -- Mitch Lucker
Robb: Uncle Benjen said to send you to the stables if I saw you. Jon: I have one more farewell to make. Robb: Then I haven't seen you. -- George R. R. Martin
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh. -- Dick Van Dyke
I think Jon Foo and my chemistry is incredible! Foo is a genuine introvert and I'm a genuine extrovert. We're the perfect ying and yang, on and off camera. -- Justin Hires
The Replacements' is where I met Jon Favreau, and we just clicked like, you know, like kids at a camp. And he wrote my next movie, which was 'Made.' -- Faizon Love
My tone and my style are reflected in the movies I choose to make. I want to make big movies. My dream is to be Jon Favreau or Ben Affleck. -- Matthew Lillard
I love artists like Jon B, but I don't wanna be compared to anybody. I'm just doing my interpretation of rnb and how someone like me should be doing it. -- Brian Harvey
I'm a writer and director. And the movie I've seen a million times is 'Coming Home,' directed by Hal Ashby and starring Jon Voight, Jane Fonda and Bruce Dern. -- Jonathan Levine
Jon Davis was a fan and came out on stage with us somewhere in the Midwest and came out in a Suicide Silence shirt and a kilt and did his thing. -- Mitch Lucker
While at Cal Tech I talked a lot with Jon Mathews, then a junior faculty member; he taught me how to use the Institute's computer; we also went on hikes together. -- Kenneth G. Wilson
It's been a tough couple of years for condescending nerds. And if bookstores fall, Jon, America will be inundated with a wandering, snarky underclass of unemployable purveyors of useless and arcane esoterica. -- John Hodgman
I've met Jon Glaser who has a show on Adult Swim call Delocated and he's the main writer we hired for the show. That's really my brand of humor, I would say. -- Joe Buck
If supernatural life in God's paradise is more important than natural life on earth, then the day you received Jesus Christ is more important than the day you were naturally born. Jon 3:6 -- Felix Wantang
New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a long way. The last Republican president wasn't even fluent in English. -- David Letterman
Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness. -- John Oliver
The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart, if he'll have me. It's not competitive with CNN and it's too much fun. -- Fareed Zakaria
Jon Hamm was the first I thought of for the other role in [Keeping Up with the Joneses], I recently worked with him on Clear History, an HBO improv movie that we had done together. -- Greg Mottola
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I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show.It's the most level commentary you can find.You have to laugh, because it's all so true.It's the closest thing to a counterculture. -- John Mayall
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to. -- Grace Slick
For context, the budget of Don Jon is about half the budget of (500) Days of Summer. And (500) Days of Summer is about a third of the budget of the lowest-budget movies produced at a major studio. -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
You can certainly shorten things and tighten things, we tightened up Jon's walk to Mance Rayder's tent. That was something that got tightened up a little bit because I had shot the hell out of that. -- Alex Graves
We are silent, considering shortfalls. There's not much time left, for us to become what we once intended. Jon had potential, but it's not a word that can be used comfortably any more. Potential has a shelf-life. -- Margaret Atwood
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits! -- Joy Behar
Tell Robb that I'm going to command the Night's Watch and keep him safe, so he might as well take up needlework with the girls and have Mikken melt down his sword for horseshoes. - Jon Snow -- George R. R. Martin
Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory. -- Dave Attell
Jon Stewart is a remarkable satirist and parodist in the vein of Mark Twain, because Jon Stewart understands what Mark Twain knew, which is that the truth goes down more easily in a democracy when it's marinated in humor. -- Bill Moyers
The way Yes works is when we have a new member come in, as in Jon Davison, it's appropriate that we see what differences we can get out of a new contributing member in order to keep Yes interesting. -- Chris Squire
Senator Jon Kyl has given all of the eventual candidates in this race an excellent model of how to best serve Arizona and the country. He's set the bar extremely high, and I'll do my best to meet that standard. -- Jeff Flake
I'm really excited about breaking new acts. While I'm trying to preserve the culture and make sure I fight for the acts that the major labels have thrown away, you can't throw away Musiq Soulchild, Kelly Price and Jon B. -- Warryn Campbell
It didn't seem fair to me that Jon Stewart's rally didn't get the same kind of attention that Glenn Beck's did. Why was Beck's seen as checking the thermometer of the country, and Jon Stewart just dismissed as a satirist? -- David Sedaris
Meditation is simply about being yourself and knowing about who that is. It is about coming to realize that you are on a path whether you like it or not, namely the path that is your life. - Jon Kabat -- Howard Zinn
I have a feeling he felt Jon Voight had run away with the film, which he didn't, though he was brilliant in it, in a much less easy part. I just don't know what had got into him, but something had. -- John Schlesinger
Do you have any idea how many lives we must have gone through before we even got the first idea that there is more to life than eating, or fighting, or power in the Flock? A thousand lives, Jon, ten thousand! -- Richard Bach
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow. -- George R. R. Martin
Jon Land writes great fiction, and Betrayal reads like the best of it. The fact that it's true makes the story all the more riveting. . . . A sobering indictment of our law enforcement system and one man's relentless quest to see justice done. -- Robert Leuci
We shot 'CBGB' in Savannah, and then I took another project there afterwards called 'Killing Winston Jones.' It's a dark comedy with Richard Dreyfuss, Danny Glover, Jon Heder, Danny Masterson and Aly Michalka. It's a great cast and a beautiful film. -- Joel David Moore
Lord Snow wants to take my place now.' He sneered. 'I'd have an easier time teaching a wolf to juggle than you will training this aurochs.' 'I'll take that wager, Ser Alliser', Jon said. 'I'd love to see Ghost juggle. -- George R. R. Martin

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