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I just voted for Jesse Jackson ! -- Eddie Murphy
Jesse Joyce is a great writer. -- Dave Attell
Jesse ain't running nothin' but his mouth. -- Marion Barry
Jesse Helms has never been an invincible man. -- Harvey Gantt
He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day. -- Scott Adams
Bring back Sally Jesse Rafael! That's all I'm asking. -- Jacob Young
Reverend Jesse Jackson, President-for-Life of the People's Republic of Himself. -- Mark Steyn
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I find Jesse Jackson to be religiously, progressively old fashioned. -- Jackie Jackson
If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president. -- Fred Allen
Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James. -- Jonathan Banks
Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too -- Meg Cabot
Jesse: " Hey Rose, welcome back. Still breaking hearts?" Rose: " Are you volunteering? -- Richelle Mead
Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Jesse Jackson's living depends on the maintenance of an African-American victim culture -- Mark Steyn
You know, Jesse Jackson is just trying to stir up a hornet's nest. -- Kenneth Blackwell
You know, Jesse Jackson is just trying to stir up a hornet's nest. -- Kenneth Blackwell
Jesse Stone did more to develop the basic rock-and-roll sound than anybody else. -- Ahmet Ertegun
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? -- Rush Limbaugh
Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling. -- Argus Hamilton
Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too. -- Meg Cabot
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. -- Chris Rock
One thing of the many things that I know about Jesse Jackson, he is persistent. -- Jackie Jackson
Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color." -- Ernest Hollings
Jesse James's next tattoo should be a warning label: Danger. Loving this man could break you. -- Alafair Burke
I think Jesse Eisenberg is such a great writer. He was a great director and really tough. -- Parker Posey
My teachers could have easily ridden with Jesse James for all the time they stole from me. -- Richard Brautigan
From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes. -- Marilyn Manson
If I had to watch the rest of the Jesse Walker strip tease, I would moan the alphabet. -- Nicole Williams
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics. -- Lewis Black
I have come to realize that Jesse Helms stands for everything in politics that is anathema to me. -- William Weld
She's had so little love, Jesse thought, I will drown her in it for the rest of her life. -- LaVyrle Spencer
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue. -- Al Yankovic
Jesse James is like a Leonard Cohen song, I wanted to do something that was like a pop song. -- Andrew Dominik
U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James. -- Robert Breault
Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together? -- Lauren Conrad
Despite the obvious qualifications of all of Jesse's other sons, God appoints the unlikely David to become the king of Israel. -- David Platt
Someday find my son...tell him about how things can be between men on this Earth."--A Letter to Jesse Owens -- Luz Long
Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted. -- Ted Nugent
Here comes Jesse Jackson, he talks of common ground. Does that common ground include me, or is it just a sound? -- Lou Reed
I was the only person of color in the Senate, and my colleagues were Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms and Trent Lott. -- Carol Moseley Braun
The Assassination of Jesse James' remains one of my favorite films that I've done. You know, it's still labeled a loser. -- Brad Pitt
'The Assassination of Jesse James' remains one of my favorite films that I've done. You know, it's still labeled a loser. -- Brad Pitt
Jesse Jackson, when I met him, he had an innocence about him which is still very much a part of him today. -- Jackie Jackson
Jesse Jackson is a leader and a teacher who can open our hearts and open our minds and stir our very souls. -- Ann Richards
Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
That was my goal in portraying Jesse Owens: bringing that level of humanity so people could understand who he was as a person. -- Stephan James
I have been a fan of Jesse Terry since the first time I heard him. He's a humble - and humbling - talent. -- Tony Arata
We had Jesse Ventura in Minnesota win the governorship, nobody thought he was going to win. I'm telling you, stranger things have happened. -- Keith Ellison
For some, time passes slowly. An hour can seem like an eternity. For others, there was never enough. For Jesse Tuck, it didn't exist. -- Natalie Babbitt
It's a brilliant song! C'mon"'Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival.' What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
The pseudonymous perpetrator of America's only unsolved airline hijacking [is] a folk hero as shadowy as Deep Throat and as morally troublesome as Jesse James -- David Gates
I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances. -- Lee Trevino
To tell a woman not to talk too much was like telling Jesse James not to carry a gun, or a hen not to cackle. -- Malcolm X
I would be Jesse Martin ..., but not to be his character, just so I could be Jesse Martin and sing like Jesse Martin for a day. -- Greg Berlanti
The [Elian] raid... was almost worth it, if only to watch Jesse Jackson...defending an armed pre-dawn raid by the US government on a minority household. -- Rich Galen
I have very mixed feelings about Jesse Jackson. He's very good about labor, and human and civil rights issues, but not so good on cultural issues. -- Jello Biafra
I know Reverend Jesse Jackson is controversial, and not a popular figure with many, but he hired me in 1984. He gave me my first job in politics. -- Donna Brazile
There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to go over there to talk with the Taliban, apparently they were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad. -- Jay Leno
Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover looked hurt. 'I did. -- Rick Riordan
Jesse Helms wants me to move to the right, Lowell Weiker wants me to move to the left, and Teddy Kennedy wants me to move back to California. -- Ronald Reagan
The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser. -- Chris Matthews
I sound like Jesse Jackson or Martin Luther King, but I honestly feel like the world is mature enough. And, for me, I just want to do good roles. -- Marlon Wayans
I beg your pardon. I'm not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I've seen you in the mornings. You're not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards. -- Elayne Boosler
I injured myself politically when I took on Jesse Jackson' in the 1988 presidential campaign. I was too strident. I didn't recognize the emotional tie that he had with all black voters. -- Ed Koch
I don't want everyone to think of me as just 'that kid who called Jesse Jackson a communist in middle school.' That's why I decided to become a famous actress. -- Evangeline Lilly
It wasn't the first time. This happened to Dennis Kucinich. It happened to Jesse Jackson. They did it even to Howard Dean, creating the Dean scream. This is how they [democrats] work. -- Jill Stein
I've had some experience in track and field in school, but I did have to train to be able to play Jesse Owens - to be a runner, to be an Olympian. -- Stephan James
Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant. -- Jay Leno
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Jesse McCartney is one of the nicest people around. I hate when I hear bad things about him, because anyone who knows him would agree that he's a good guy and really humble. -- Zac Efron
I was proud to march beside some of the most notable Civil Rights activists, such as the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Joseph L. Rauh, Jr., from Selma to Montgomery. -- Charles B. Rangel
Well, one of my favorite ones to work on - besides just about any scene from 'Deadwood' - was my scene with Brad Pitt in 'Assassination of Jesse James'. That was just a fun day. -- Garret Dillahunt
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum. -- Bill Engvall
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I think Jesse [Zwick] is part of a new generation of director, because we'd be kidding ourselves if we did not acknowledge that there is this unsaid rule that the hero looks a certain way. -- Nate Parker
In the early days of the crash it was widely believed that Jesse L. Livermore, a Bostonian with a large and unquestionably exaggerated reputation for bear operations, leading a syndicate that was driving the market down. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
They're ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you're nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I'm forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
At an early age Jesse often said he wanted to be a soldier, and before long he was one. He was there with his military brotherhood, fighting terrorism there so we wouldn't have to fight it here. -- Paula Gonzalez
I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson they all want to make fun of, but I know the wrong people are gonna laugh at that. I don't want to play to that crowd. I don't. -- Chris Matthews
Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America can help. This is a perfect opportunity to name Jesse Jackson ambassador to Sweden. -- Argus Hamilton
[On Senator Jesse Helms] I think he ought to be worried about what's going on in the Good Lord's mind, because if there is retributive justice, he'll get AIDS from a transfusion, or one of his grandchildren will. -- Nina Totenberg
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I've seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of material and the crowds love him. Bottom line, Jesse Joyce is a great comedian. -- Greg Giraldo
When I used to work for Reverend Jesse Jackson he would say, "You've got to know the rules in order to break the rules." The 1988 campaign of Reverend Jesse Jackson made fundamental changes to the way Democrats do business. -- Leah D. Daughtry
[Robert]Ford had the idea that through fame he would receive some personal validity, but he didn't. I feel that these are not the main themes, but certainly themes that are at play in this film [ Assassination of Jesse James]. -- Brad Pitt
I had the luxury of working on the script with Andrew [Dominik] for a good year before the film started, so I was already intimate with the story [of The Assassination of Jesse James] and felt quite prepared walking into it. -- Brad Pitt
Well, hi, CeeCee," I said. "Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of knocking?" "Oh, please," CeeCee said. "Why? Because we might interrupt you and your precious Jesse?" Jesse, upon hearing this, raised his eyebrows. Way up. -- Meg Cabot
There's been about 75 movies about Jesse James, and I've seen about four of them. He's usually portrayed as this plucky rebel who's got no choice but to turn to crime, because the railway's hassling his mother. But he wasn't like that. -- Andrew Dominik
Jesse Jackson's wife was arrested in Puerto Rico while protesting the naval bombings there. Jesse said he was holding a meeting with four of his secretaries to decide what to do and that these meetings could run well into the night. -- Jay Leno
Oh Jesse, paint you pictures, 'bout how it's gonna be. By now I should know better, your dreams are never free. But tell me all about, our little trailer by the sea. Oh Jesse, you can always sell any dream to me. -- Joshua Kadison
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I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don't understand, I actually like you"most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I didn't have any role models really. My best friend was a dog. My mum and dad saved a dog from the gutter and that dog was my brother before Jesse was born. Sami was his name and he was my role model. -- Ville Valo
Man, you're a regular Bonnie Parker." "A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Jesse found that hysterical. "Did Willie say that?" "Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt? -- Ruta Sepetys
While liberals appeared to be safely in power, feminists could perhaps afford the luxury of defining Larry Flynt or Roman Polanski as Enemy Number One. Now that we have to cope with Jerry Falwell and Jesse Helms, a rethinking of priorities seems in order. -- Ellen Willis
Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child. -- Jay Leno
I actually defeated an incumbent Republican senator who was part of the Jesse Helm's political machine in North Carolina, the result of which is I'm now the senior senator from North Carolina instead of Jesse Helms, which is a very good thing for this country. -- John Edwards
Today's biggest headlines are stories about people who thought they were doing something that was secret: Jesse Jackson's secret girlfriend and child, Monica Lewinski's private meetings with the president and confidential girl talk with Linda Tripp. Just think of the news stories we've watched on television... -- Ted Haggard
My grandfather, Jesse Bowman, was of Abenaki Indian descent. He could barely read and write, but I remember him as one of the kindest people I ever knew. I followed him everywhere. He showed me how to walk quietly in the woods and how to fish. -- Joseph Bruchac
Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'. -- Jon Stewart
I guess we didn't even officially apologize. Jesse Jackson called on the United States to officially apologize to the Chinese. Jesse said, 'An apology is not a sign of weakness.' And as President Clinton has taught us, an apology isn't even a sign you're sorry. -- Jay Leno
Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize. -- Jay Leno
Please don't miss me too much. Please don't be too sad. Find someone else to love, because you have much love to give and it's a gift that shouldn't be wasted. You , Jesse, were the rose that made my life sweet.I will wait for you in heaven. -- Lurlene McDaniel
He was highly annoyed by the series of triumphs by the marvelous colored American runner, Jesse Owens. People whose antecedents came from the jungle were primitive, Hitler said with a shrug; their physiques were stronger than those of civilized whites and hence should be excluded from future games. -- Albert Speer
Well, when I was a kid, if my father was witnessing something that he thought was particularly outrageous or he was looking at some sort of a question that he thought lacked proper definition, he would say, Well, at least Jesse James had the honor to wear a mask. -- Richard Neal
I don't think it would be crazy to have a model or an entity model on the Reconstruction Finance Corp. That goes back to 1932, although it was really implemented in '33 under Jesse Jones, and it invested in mostly banks initially and preferred stock and that sort of thing. -- Howard Warren Buffett
It has always been an irony to me that the 'religious right' has come under so much attack for being involved in politics when the black community has been doing it for hundreds of years. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is rarely, if ever, attacked for his involvement in politics. -- Kay Coles James
If Barack Obama now, or some black person in the future, should become president, neither Jesse Jackson nor Al Sharpton would be out of a job. A black president can't end black misery; a black president can't be a civil rights leader or primarily a crusader for racial justice. -- Michael Eric Dyson
Everybody knows who Gandhi is. Who knows Jesse Stone? -- Jesse Stone
Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville. -- Jesse Jackson
You know, people'd always ask 'Why is Jesse Jackson running for the White House?' They never seen the house I'm running from. -- Jesse Jackson
If I had a reality show, it would probably be called 'Keeping Fit with Jesse Tyler Ferguson' because then I'd be forced to hit the gym every day. -- Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny. I think he tunes his life to being funny. -- Jesse L. Martin
I remember being, like, 5 years old, and my dad took me to a Yankees-Mets game. My dad had me on his shoulders and taught me one of the most important lessons about sports. He said, 'Jesse, just remember one thing, the Mets suck.' -- Jesse McCartney

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