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"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts." -- Richelle Mead
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them. -- James Patterson
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks -- Veronica Roth
That was the damnedest thing about these demonic collaborator types. Even though they didn't work out and practice, they still got to run faster than we dedicated roadsters who actually sweated and strained for our ability to haul ass. Jerks. -- Jim Butcher
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks? -- Kelly LeBrock
The daughters of God don't brake for jerks. -- Marianne Williamson
Some people are jerks, and some people aren't. -- Kevin Hart
People should realize we're jerks just like them. -- Edward de Bono
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. -- Bill Watterson
In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. -- Chris Patten
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. -- Jean Rhys
For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks. -- Alexis Bledel
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not. -- Martha Plimpton
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. -- Brian McKnight
If women ran Hollywood, 'The Hollywood Reporter' would have a 'Men in Entertainment' issue every year, and those jerks would have to write something. -- Elizabeth Meriwether
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars. -- Warren Buffett
A Poem does not grow by jerks. As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue, so does every poet put forth a fresh outlay of stuff at the same season. -- Wilfred Owen
I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in any way, it's important to knock them down a peg. -- Jonah Hill
CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it. -- Jack Welch
It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some characteristics are just part of that special soul of that human being. -- David Maraniss
My biggest problem in live games is that I love the game so much and I don't think I ever met a poker player I didn't fundamentally like - even if they're screaming and they're acting like real jerks. -- James Woods
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. -- Scott Adams
I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all liberals don't think that. But I will tell you what, an awful lot of liberal elites think that. -- Bernard Goldberg
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order. -- Joe Gold
There are terrible jerks, and there are an unusually large concentration of them in the workplace. And that means that you do have to make some changes in your behavior, but there is absolutely no need for you to give them power over your happiness. -- Srikumar Rao
If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll. -- Steven Adler
God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don't have to be Einstein, but Einstein was mentally tough. He believed what he believed. And he worked out things. And he argued with people who disagreed with him. But I'm sure he didn't call everybody jerks. -- Clint Eastwood
There are those who seem to feel they have no choice about being jerks in the present because they had a crappy childhood. Well, that's the definition of childhood; nobody gets out alive. You either get stronger from what you experience, or you turn it into a crutch, an excuse, a dodge. -- J. Michael Straczynski
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it. -- Jack Welch
Don't be friends with jerks. -- R. J. Palacio
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. -- Kurt Vonnegut
all skinny guys with beards are jerks -- Randy Quaid
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. -- Homer
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. -- J. D. Salinger
Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break! -- Tim Dorsey
I've had a disproportionate share of interaction with jerks. -- Mona Sutphen
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks. -- Bill Hicks
Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask. -- Zan Perrion
Maybe the internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks. -- Lorde
My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks... -- Jack Germond
Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective. -- Josh Lieb
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks. -- Chris Patten
There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list. -- Jeff Pearlman
Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high. -- Reed Hastings
Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. -- William Safire
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. -- Charlie Chaplin
I used to know Madison Avenue advertisers. I didn't like 'em. Bunch of jerks. -- James Rosenquist
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks. -- Metta World Peace
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. -- Mona Sutphen
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie. -- Jeremy London
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! -- Homer
How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! -- Bill Crawford
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. -- John Waters
The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet. -- Evgeni Kostitsyn
All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant. -- Kristen Bell
I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation. -- Wally George
Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. -- Karen Salmansohn
I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't. -- Terry Fox
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. -- Frederick Lenz
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. -- Greg Behrendt
There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever. -- Lewis Black
Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth. -- Knut Hamsun
What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks. -- Chris Sacca
You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks. -- Fernando Flores
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. -- Shannon Hale
I've found that the people who play villains are the nicest people in the world and people who play heroes are jerks. -- Tim Burton
Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks? -- Sheldon Siegel
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks. -- Jimmy Wales
The real struggle is not between the right and the left but between the party of the thoughtful and the party of the jerks. -- Jimmy Wales
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. -- Don Rittner
If women ran Hollywood, The Hollywood Reporter would have a Men in Entertainment issue every year, and those jerks would have to write something. -- Elizabeth Meriwether
We are not advertising ourselves as a secure platform. It's a communication platform. It's not our job to police the world or Snapchat of jerks. -- Evan Spiegel
I've always wanted to play a soldier and I'd never taken on a character where I'm the happy-go-lucky protagonist. I've played a lot of jerks recently. -- Jesse McCartney
That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human being underneath. -- David Levithan
I've been really lucky that I've been exposed to a lot of lovely, talented people who are not jerks, and I would like to continue that streak. -- Mackenzie Davis
Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
Athletes are American princes and the locker room is their castle. Some of them behave in princely fashion, become legitimate heroes to us all. And some are jerks. -- Anna Quindlen
Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks. -- Craig Ferguson
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars." -- Warren Buffett
Raven jerks and stiffens. For a second, I think she is only surprised: Her mouth goes round, her eyes wide. Then she begins teetering backward, and I know that she is dead. Falling, falling, falling . . . -- Lauren Oliver

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