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A God Jar is anything you wish it to be, in which you can put your wishes, dreams, problems, prayers. You may want to think of it as a spiritual mailbox. -- Julia Cameron
My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks. -- Ahmed Best
George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar. -- Peter Mayhew
Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong. -- Gail Porter
I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks. -- Ahmed Best
No, Jar Jar Binks was fine by me but probably went on a little bit too long. When they were in trouble and were battling, it should have been more serious and it became a bit too silly. -- Jeremy Bulloch
Most people who love movies and kind of understand the process realize that if you do a character like Gollum or Jar Jar or any major digital character, that costs twice as much as having Tom Cruise in a movie. -- Rick McCallum
I dare you to read a book this weekend! War and Peace? To Kill a Mocking Bird? Catcher in the Rye? The Heart is a Lonely Hunter? For Whom the Bell Tolls? As i lay Dying? Giovanni's Room? The Bell Jar? These books changed my life. #artforfreedom #rebelheart -- Madonna Ciccone
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. -- Suze Orman
I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise. -- Richard Simmons
Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. -- Zig Ziglar
Cosmetics makers have always sold 'hope in a jar' - creams and potions that promise youth, beauty, sex appeal, and even love for the women who use them. -- Virginia Postrel
My mother was an enthusiastic chef but wildly disorganized, and often preferred purchasing yet another jar of mace or chili powder rather than having to hunt down its last incarnation. -- Janet Fitch
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
I started working when I was seven, and ever since then I've been saving for an apartment. Even before that I had a little jam jar designated for my apartment money. -- Keira Knightley
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce. -- Natalie Goldberg
I'm particularly fond of boned chicken breasts with a little garlic under the flesh and cooked in a casserole for 40 minutes with a jar of olives, some cherry tomatoes and a spoonful of olive oil. -- Maeve Binchy
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed. -- Carrie Fisher
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms. -- Lord Byron
As an adolescent, I went to charm school, where I learned to pour tea and relate to boys, which, as I recall, meant giving them the pickle jar to unscrew, whether it was too hard for me or not. -- Sue Monk Kidd
When you're in Portuguese-African Brazil, or Lisbon, or Mozambique, sometimes piri piri is used as a condiment. Sometimes piri piri is just spices from a jar, and sometimes it's made with garlic, olive oil, cilantro, parsley, and some light chilies. -- Marcus Samuelsson
All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients and sodium can get in the way of a healthy diet. My number one advice is to eat fresh, and seasonally. -- Todd English
I often eat Skippy's Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don't shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open. -- Willie Geist
I'm just totally into being strong. There's something about wanting to get a jar or whatever out of a high cupboard, or moving a sofa over because my dog's bone rolled under it, and not having to call anyone for help. There's comfort in that. -- Maggie Q
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient, lots of grains, olive oils, vinegars, tomato pastes, onions, shallots. When you go to the store, you only have to pick up meats and produce. -- Giada De Laurentiis
My first taste memory is pickle. Even as a kid, I was really weird. I liked chillis. I used to climb up the shelves in my grandmother's pantry. The pickle jar was kept right at the top. One time, I dropped the jar and it broke. I was totally busted. -- Padma Lakshmi
The amount of sensory material stored up or stored down in the brain's and the body's systems is inestimable. It's like a culture at the bottom of a jar, although it doesn't grow, I think, or help anything else to grow unless you find a way to reach it and touch it. -- Seamus Heaney
I read The Bell Jar, and then I read her memoir and her diaries, and a third book, an outside opinion. Just the way she made the pillows so neat on the oven door. It just seems to be the opposite of, if you're going to take your life, in a horrible rage it happens. -- Paul Westerberg
Just look at herbal remedies. It's essentially a throwback. It's saying you go to a plant and you mush it up and you stick it in the jar and you sell it and you eat it and it's going to cure what ails you. And that's the kind of stuff that people believed in the early 19th century. -- Marcia Angell
I'm always writing something. I've got so much stuff, I don't know what to do with it. Some of it will be Strokes, some of it will be I don't know what - stuff for pop singers. TV themes. I've got a jar stuffed with songs, all these ideas that are just me humming into a recording device. -- Julian Casablancas
When I was 10 years old, a cousin of mine took me on a tour of his medical school. And as a special treat, he took me to the pathology lab and took a real human brain out of the jar and placed it in my hands. And there it was, the seat of human consciousness, the powerhouse of the human body, sitting in my hands. -- Aditi Shankardass
It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord. -- Joyce Meyer
The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade. -- Barry Davies
Every object, every being...is a jar full of delight. -- Rumi
To begin with the wine jar in learning the potter's art. -- Plato
An unfree mind is just like a windmill inside the bell jar! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. -- Ray Romano
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar -- Allen West
Love is hurt with jar and fret; Love is made a vague regret. -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. -- Homer
Awakened at midnight by the sound of the water jar cracking from the ice -- Matsuo Basho
Still may syllables jar with time, Still may reason war with rhyme, Resting never! -- Ben Jonson
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. -- Janet Evanovich
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? -- Julie Kagawa
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. -- Robert Bloch
Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. -- Jim Cummings
Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part. -- Edward Young
My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps. -- Amanda Harlech
Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage. -- Jane Fonda
The whole world is like an opened candy jar, and we're plunging in for the best treats -- Vicki Alayne Bradley
Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar. -- Pablo Neruda
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I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in. -- Jarod Kintz
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. -- Iggy Pop
My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. -- Sue Grafton
We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside. -- Paulo Coelho
He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic. -- Rachel Caine
You don't want to look back at your years with regrets. Regrets have no place in your memory jar. -- Tricia Goyer
If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard. -- Frank Sinatra
You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place. -- Rhys Bowen
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? -- Steven Wright
If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. -- Khaled Hosseini
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream. -- Sylvia Plath
I placed a jar in Tennessee, And round it was, upon a hill. It made the slovenly wilderness Surround that hill. -- Wallace Stevens
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! -- Charles M. Schulz
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. -- Robert Bloch
[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama. -- Neil Gaiman
It was a wine jar when the molding began: as the wheel runs round why does it turn out a water pitcher? -- Horace
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. -- A. A. Milne
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week. -- Malin Akerman
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. -- Harlan Coben
At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished. -- Ivy Compton-Burnett
If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School. -- Frank Sinatra
I admire people who are suited to the contemplative life. They can sit inside themselves like honey in a jar and just be. -- Elizabeth Janeway
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -- Jack Handey
Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled. -- Gautama Buddha
I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. -- Charlaine Harris
A person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing you to grow. Without them, it sleeps- seldom to awaken. The sleeper must awaken. -- Frank Herbert
I sank back in the gray, plush seat and closed my eyes. The air of the bell jar wadded round me and I couldn't stir. -- Sylvia Plath
Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. -- Tim Vine
In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti. -- Herman Melville
There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on our own quiet mood. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Through my quick action, I was able to capture her mannerism and store it in a jar. It looks like mayonnaise, but it tastes like love. -- Jarod Kintz
I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear. -- Gianfranco Zola
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25. -- Demetri Martin
I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. -- Crystal Woods
I started out with a dream to make a star in a jar, and I ended up ... making things that I think can change the world. -- Taylor Wilson
[Scientists] have learned to respect nothing but evidence, and to believe that their highest duty lies in submitting to it however it may jar against their inclinations. -- Thomas Huxley
I've found out so much about electricity that I've reached the point where I understand nothing and can explain nothing.[Describing his experiments with the Leyden jar.] -- Pieter van Musschenbroek
If I became just a brain in a jar - as long as I can communicate back and forth with people, that would be okay with me. -- Atul Gawande
Imagine walking into a grocery there is a jar sitting there with a lid on it saying it's not carbon. That is ridiculous. It's an empty jar. -- William McDonough
On 'Arrow,' we have Ray Palmer and Roy Harper, and if you call Roy 'Ray' and Ray 'Roy,' you have to put money into the jar. -- Marc Guggenheim
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach -- Hilary Weeks
Hope your new boots are fast Bella. One little jar isn't going to keep a hungry bear occupied for long." "I only have to be faster than you. -- Stephenie Meyer
Yesterday a child came out to wonder Caught a dragonfly inside a jar Fearful when the sky was full of thunder And tearful at the falling of a star -- Joni Mitchell
Meditation is the movement of love. It isn't the love of the one or of the many. It is like water that anyone can drink out of any jar. -- Jiddu Krishnamurti
An artist finds his happiest combination in a play of complementary colors. They are direct contrasts yet do not jar; they awaken the beholder, but do not disturb him. -- Charles E. Burchfield
Concerning First Amendment fetishism - A federal subsidy for a photo of a crucifix suspended in a jar of urine is fine, but religious figures on stamps are offensive. -- Don Feder
Gertrudis got on her horse and rode away. She wasn't riding alone--she carried her childhood beside her, in the cream fritters she had enclosed in a jar in her saddlebag -- Laura Esquivel
[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere. -- Kathie Lee Gifford
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut. -- John Cena
Drink your fill when the jar is first opened, and when it is nearly done, but be sparing when it is half-empty; it's a poor savingwhen you come to the dregs. -- Hesiod
A jar of wine so priceless did not deserve to die. and Never think of leaving perfume or wines to your heir. Administer these youself and let him have the money. -- Martial
All the heat and fear had purged itself. I felt surprisingly at peace. The bell jar hung suspended a few feet above my head. I was open to the circulating air. -- Sylvia Plath
But I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure at all. How did I know that someday"?at college, in Europe, somewhere, anywhere"?the bell jar, with its stifling distortions, wouldn't descend again? -- Sylvia Plath
A practical, matter-of-fact man is like a wagon without springs: every single pebble on the road jolts him; but a man with imagination has springs that break the jar and jolt. -- Henry Ward Beecher
Zanpano~: What are your buddies in central Scheming?!Mini-Enzy: SNUB I don't know...Zanpano: *Shaking jar Violently* TALK YOU INSECT SCUM!! TALK!!Frog man: YOU GO, ZANPANO! SHOW IT WHOSE BOSS! -- Hiromu Arakawa
We either put out 6 different flavors of jam or 24 different flavors of jam and we looked at 2 things. First, in what case were people more likely to buy a jar of jam? -- Sheena Iyengar
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay. -- Ogden Nash
Lovely are the curves of the white owl sweeping Wavy in the dusk lit by one large star. Lone on the fir-branch, his rattle-note unvaried, Brooding o'er the gloom, spins the brown eve-jar. -- George Meredith
Good thoughts are blessed guests, and should be heartily welcomed, well fed, and much sought after. Like rose leaves, they give out a sweet smell if laid up in the jar of memory. -- Charles Spurgeon
The pressure on language to deteriorate does not come merely from below, from the "democratic" lev-elers. It comes also from above, from the fancy jar-gonmongers, idle game players, fashionable coteries for second-rate intellectuals. -- John Simon
It's very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make them pay. That's what it's like being on set with adults. -- Joey King
The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? -- Billy Joel
If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding. -- Steve Cropper
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce. -- Natalie Goldberg
One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse. -- George R. R. Martin
On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally's cellar. -- Thomas Jefferson
Popularity was fickle and elusive, like trying to catch fireflies in a jar. You were either born with it or relegated to wallflower status according to your mysterious and unknowable workings of the universe. -- Melissa de la Cruz

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