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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. -- Clive James
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. -- Reese Witherspoon
Writing is not a McDonald's Hamburger.. -- Natalie Goldberg
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes. -- Natasha Leggero
Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola badâ?¦.There I said it. Drink your water people. -- Tony Horton
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. -- Luke Benward
Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger. -- John Harvey Kellogg
When you're doing that you lose your focus on the discipline of the business, and how you train people at Hamburger University, and everybody gets on a bigger, different vision, and they're not on the same page. -- Jim Cantalupo
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. -- Abbie Hoffman
I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. -- River Phoenix
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. -- Peter York
We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. -- Ray Kroc
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. -- Michael Kors
You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. -- J. B. Smoove
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. -- Matthew McConaughey
I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all. -- Sterling Hayden
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. -- Jimmy Breslin
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. -- Snoop Dogg
The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane. It's pure government policy. -- Alice Waters
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. -- George Foreman
So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger. -- Daniel Pipes
To eat well, I always disagree with critics who say that all restaurants should be fine dining. You can get a Michelin star if you serve the best hamburger in the world. -- David Chang
I'm just angry at the sort of things that are winding up in ground beef. I'm angry that other people - mainly children - are going to be sickened by eating a hamburger. -- Eric Schlosser
I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. -- Aziz Ansari
The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It's completely pointless. -- Anthony Bourdain
In the States, you can buy Chinese food. In Beijing you can buy hamburger. It's very close. Now I feel the world become a big family, like a really big family. You have many neighbors. Not like before, two countries are far away. -- Jet Li
From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat. -- Michael Mina
I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did. -- David Lee Roth
Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did. -- David Lee Roth
Hindered by asthma since I was six weeks old, I had begun experimenting with my diet and discovered a disquieting correlation. When I stopped eating the normal American diet of sugar, fats, alcohol, chemicals, and additives, I felt better. I could breathe freely. When I tried to sneak in a hamburger and a Coke, my body rebelled. -- Paul Hawken
If you are too overwhelmed, then when you sit down and try to write something, it feels forced. There's nothing worse than forced music. I mean, this world has enough of that right now, where it's basically McDonald's making music. 'Everybody needs another hamburger and fries.' Here's a piece of crap that nobody's gonna care about it two years. -- Corey Taylor
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at the corner, or get a good hamburger or a bad girl at 4 A.M. A city is where sirens make white streaks of sound in the sky and foghorns speak in dark grays. San Francisco is such a city. -- Herb Caen
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
I put the hamburger on the assembly line. -- Ray Kroc
No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many. -- Thomas Lux
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. -- Evan Esar
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns -- Simon Cowell
I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the? -- Thom Yorke
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME! -- Jerry Seinfeld
Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger. -- Judy Garland
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home? -- Paul Newman
It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun, -- Ray Kroc
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. -- S. I. Hayakawa
In tantra, samsara is viewed as the same thing as nirvana. Eating a hamburger is meditation. -- Frederick Lenz
You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
In tantra, samsara is viewed as the same thing as nirvana. Eating a hamburger is meditation. -- Frederick Lenz
What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger? -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels -- Thom Yorke
[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania. -- Paul Newman
What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger? -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. -- Danny Meyer
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy. -- Calvin Trillin
The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger. -- Bud Collins
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. -- Bill Engvall
Jude had witnessed all of this with the dejected respect one had for people with destructive talents, like winning hamburger-eating contests. -- Eleanor Henderson
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating. -- David Letterman
A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes. -- Tom Robbins
England's not a bad country? It's just a mean, cold, ugly, divided, tired, clapped-out, post-imperial, post- industrial slag-heap covered in polystyrene hamburger cartons. 286 -- Margaret Drabble
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger. -- Jerry Stahl
I saw an awful lot of actresses, and some of them, you thought should be hospitalized. [They] should certainly eat a hamburger, for godsake. -- Peter Webber
I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger. -- Bill Gates
What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish. -- Veronica Roth
We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco. -- John Lennon
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago. -- Lewis Grizzard
If you do not like Real Estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it. -- Robert Kiyosaki
I can cook a mean hamburger. I can also cook a rude hamburger, and probably a sarcastic one, depending on how snarky the patty gets. -- Jarod Kintz
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns"(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'by Mariah Carey) -- Simon Cowell
I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke. -- Joseph Lowery
If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life. -- Bryan Fuller
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? -- Oscar de la Renta
I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. -- George Foreman
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox. -- Russell Brand
I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it. -- Graeme Smith
The British hamburger thus symbolised, with savage neatness, the country's failure to provide its ordinary people with food which did anything more for them than sustain life. -- Clive James
The ingredients of a hamburger seldom vary. It's a percentage of fat to lean meat, add salt and prepare and that's it. It shouldn't need a recipe. -- Anthony Bourdain
She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters' convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible. -- Rachel Caine
I remember the $0.05 hamburger and a $0.40-per-hour minimum wage, so I've seen a tremendous amount of inflation in my lifetime. Did it ruin the investment climate? I think not. -- Charlie Munger
I am a child of America. If ever I'm sent to Death Row for my revolutionary 'crimes,' I'll order as my last meal: a hamburger, french fries, and a coke. -- Jerry Rubin
Mc Donalds he thought. There's no longer any such thing as a Mc Donalds hamburger. He passed out. When he came around seconds later he found he was sobbing for his mother. -- Douglas Adams
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then? -- Rachel Caine
When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else, -- Anthony Bourdain
If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
You can order yourself to treasure a moment, to cling tight to a feeling and never let it fade, but it's your brain, that three-pound lump of hamburger, that makes the final call. -- Isaac Marion
A good hamburger mix: add equal parts black pepper, granulated garlic, grilled onion, onion powder and some chopped onion. And mix in a little barbecue sauce, which will add even more great flavor. -- Johnny Trigg
It is the Americans who have managed to crown minced beef as hamburger, and to send it round the world so that even the fussy French have taken to le boeuf hache, le hambourgaire. -- Julia Child
I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years. -- Adam Rapp
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger? -- Paul Newman
In Italy, for the same price as a typical British hamburger meal including sweet, a builder's labourer could eat like a king - rather better in fact, because pasta dishes gain from being kept simple. -- Clive James

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