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I carry groceries home on the tank of my motorcycle. -- Stephan Jenkins
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. -- Erma Bombeck
I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out. -- Famke Janssen
Find Dad Bust Holy Water Scam Save the World Buy Groceries Do Laundry -- Jana Oliver
If you want to get to the castle, Groceries, you've got to swim the moat. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Groceries became a revelation: the people coming out with bundles of food. It's all like a great ceremony, and the whole drudgery of shopping has become my inspiration. -- Corita Kent
Buy groceries and feed yourself, even on the road -- Steve Albini
Buy groceries and feed yourself, even on the road. -- Steve Albini
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. -- Bette Davis
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. -- Dennis Miller
Why spend money on movies when you can spend it on gas? Or dry cleaning? Or groceries? -- Andre Leon Talley
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. -- Phil Gramm
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried. -- Mignon McLaughlin
The best relationships are when you both want to make each other happy - you buy the groceries, I do the dishes. -- Lyndsy Fonseca
By the time I was 9, I had the conviction that everybody in the world was an artist except plumbers or people who delivered groceries. -- Jacques Barzun
I was doing the family grocery shopping accompanied by two children, an event I hope to see included in the Olympics in the near future. -- Anna Quindlen
I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage. -- Angela Kinsey
There is no freedom without groceries. There are no groceries without freedom. What people call 'capitalism' and 'socialism' are actually one and inseparable. It's a virtuous circle. -- Rick Perlstein
SNAP is a critical anti-hunger program that feeds millions of low income Americans, including children, veterans, and seniors who would not otherwise have the resources to buy groceries. -- Dan Maffei
Anyone who's tried to pay a heating bill, fill a prescription, or simply buy groceries knows all too well that the current minimum wage does not cut the mustard. -- Sherrod Brown
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars. -- Steven Wright
If you want something you can't afford, think what else that money could buy: a week's groceries, a month's rent, or a weekend away. That will put things into perspective. -- Sophie Kinsella
Shopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. It's like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive. -- John Mackey
Thousands of Ohio families are going deeper and deeper in debt just trying to pay their heating bills, fill prescriptions, and buy groceries. The current minimum wage is simply not enough. -- Sherrod Brown
Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make. -- Michael Symon
The best current evidence is that media are mere vehicles that deliver instruction but do not influence student achievement any more than the truck that delivers groceries causes change in our nutrition. -- Richard A. Clarke
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids? -- Hal Borland
My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahoma. -- Bill Hader
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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -- Anne Tyler
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' -- Steven Wright
Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook, which I don't, and as though I was going to be home for the next six days, which I won't. -- Mike Birbiglia
I think, on a personal level, everybody, when you go through the checkout line after you get your groceries and they say, 'Paper or plastic?' We should be saying, 'Neither one.' We should have our own cloth bags. -- Woody Harrelson
When you put more money in the pockets of working families, they spend it on groceries, gas, school supplies, and other goods and services. And that helps businesses grow and create jobs. So many forward-looking employers, large and small, understand this. -- Thomas Perez
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' -- Mitch Hedberg
No one recognizes me. And I hope that I can always go out without being recognized. Maybe that limits you in some way but I like to be able to pull my hair back in a ponytail and get groceries without anyone noticing. -- Susanna Thompson
I love grocery shopping when I'm home. That's what makes me feel totally normal. I love both the idea of home as in being with my family and friends, and also the idea of exploration. I think those two are probably my great interests. -- Yo-Yo Ma
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy. -- Ben Stein
Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway. -- David Rakoff
There's something very soothing about the simplicity of doing what's right in front of you: paying the rent, buying groceries, and when there's a little extra for a treat like cinnamon rolls, whoopee! When you live paycheck to paycheck, you only have so much to lose. -- Ali Liebegott
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all? -- Betty Friedan
The problem is, I think, that so many of us pray as if we are ordering groceries. We pick up the telephone and say, 'Is this the right place to place my order?' and we proceed right to dictating our order. When we have then ended that list, we hang up. -- Gordon B. Hinckley
We need financial regulation that allows businesses and the banks they use to have access to the tools that help keep prices of consumer goods - like groceries and home heating oil - steady, while ensuring that the taxpayers are never again on the hook for the types of wild bets that helped crash the economy in 2008. -- Jim Himes
I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what it's like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone. -- Ann Romney
I probably made a few pictures I shouldn't have done, but I have four sons and I have to pay the rent. If you have a decision to make about whether or not you can buy groceries at the market or whether or not you're going to make a bad movie, you're going to make a bad movie. -- Michael Madsen
When I'm doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we're talking about a kitchen, it will be: So, we are walking in with the groceries. When we are taking them out of the car, where will they go? What is the distance to fridge, to pantry? -- Candice Olson
My goal is to make Italian food clean and accessible and beautiful and tasty, with simple ingredients that people can find at a local grocery store, because people don't want to go to a gourmet shop in search of items that will sit in their pantry for years after they use just a teaspoon or pinch of them. -- Giada De Laurentiis
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day. -- Sean William Scott
A currency serves three functions: providing a means of payment, a unit of account and a store of value. Gold may be a store of value for wealth, but it is not a means of payment. You cannot pay for your groceries with it. Nor is it a unit of account. Prices of goods and services, and of financial assets, are not denominated in gold terms. -- Nouriel Roubini
If I don't love you, baby, grits ain't groceries. -- Little Milton
The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
My battle raps couldn't get me groceries from the supermarket. -- Wyclef Jean
Buy stocks like you buy your groceries, not like you buy your perfume. -- Warren Buffett
Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries. -- Sarah Dessen
The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down. -- Greg Gutfeld
If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries. -- Bill Parcells
Nowadays, it's good to eat the booty like groceries, but back then, going down on a woman was sort of "Ew." -- Jensen Karp
If you are shopping for common stocks, choose them the way you would buy groceries, not the way you would buy perfume. -- Benjamin Graham
I romanticized domesticity for a while, and loved having a shopping list of groceries stuck to the fridge for the first time. -- Liberty Ross
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. -- Henny Youngman
This is the first national administration we've ever seen where the housewife couldn't afford to buy groceries and the farmer couldn't afford to grow them. -- Jimmy Carter
Carry your groceries, garden, and do other activities that keep you moving. You will add more years to your life and more life to your years. -- Dan Millman
A lot of folks are so busy trying to get their groceries together that they don't have time to do research. I have time. Maybe that's the main difference. -- Gil Scott-Heron
If you threw a barbecue yesterday for the Memorial weekend, it was 29 percent more expensive than last year because Barack Obama's policies have led to groceries going up 29 percent. -- Michele Bachmann
Whether I'm a Super Bowl Champion or a regular guy stocking groceries at the Hy-Vee, sharing my faith and glorifying Jesus is the central focus of my time on this earth. -- Kurt Warner
She lived frugally, but her meals were the only things on which she deliberately spent her money. She never compromised on the quality of her groceries, and drank only good-quality wines. -- Haruki Murakami
a car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times! -- Cynthia Heimel
The writing life is one long, never-ending search for narrative. Well, it's not even a conscious searching. It happens even while you're busy buying groceries and when you're fast asleep. It's a curse. -- Miriam Toews
I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing. -- Chris Rock

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